Merry Christmas, everyone. Thanks for the gifts.

...except for Sylar. Do you know what it was like explaining to my dad why I got a Lisa Frank diary from a guy that he's never heard me talk about until now?

Dear Diary,

The Hilton family has less problems than my love life. It's times like this when I wish I had someone to actually talk to about guys.

Also: Rachel's lucky I have a soft spot for my dad, or I would have gotten that solo. Not going to dwell on it, though. She's just made it onto the list of my future employees.