youth is wasted on the dumb
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FISHED IN!!! That bastard Rowland completely faked us out! Made us think he was cancelling Wigu and doing another comic when all the time he was gearing up for the MAGICAL ADVENTURES IN SPACE COMIC. It's retarded how happy this makes me!
Today I went walking with Mom through my old school. The high school girls are currently having some kind of artsy-fartsy creative fun week, which we never had when I was in high school! Plus their PE shirts have been redesigned and are now 200% cuter than the shirts we had when I was in high school! Then we took a detour to see the new grade school library, which is in a gigantic and beautifully shiny new building with clean bathrooms which I never had when I was in grade school! (Come to think of it, I don't think I ever went to the bathroom when I was in grade school.) The new library is big and shiny and airconditioned with cute tables and shelves and rows of shiny new computers with DVD-ROM and internet! (I'd never even heard of the internet when I was in grade school!)
It vexes me terribly. How dare those ankle-biters have better things than I had! If I'd had a library like that when I was in grade school, they wouldn't have been able to get me out of it. I'd grab books and hide in the ventilation shafts during class time. Eventually I'd start wearing a mask and black cape, and play the organ a lot.
Today I went walking with Mom through my old school. The high school girls are currently having some kind of artsy-fartsy creative fun week, which we never had when I was in high school! Plus their PE shirts have been redesigned and are now 200% cuter than the shirts we had when I was in high school! Then we took a detour to see the new grade school library, which is in a gigantic and beautifully shiny new building with clean bathrooms which I never had when I was in grade school! (Come to think of it, I don't think I ever went to the bathroom when I was in grade school.) The new library is big and shiny and airconditioned with cute tables and shelves and rows of shiny new computers with DVD-ROM and internet! (I'd never even heard of the internet when I was in grade school!)
It vexes me terribly. How dare those ankle-biters have better things than I had! If I'd had a library like that when I was in grade school, they wouldn't have been able to get me out of it. I'd grab books and hide in the ventilation shafts during class time. Eventually I'd start wearing a mask and black cape, and play the organ a lot.