Myrtle Beach - Day 1
I am so fsking tired and hot.
Thursday I expected to go to the movies and then have Jay drop me off at Laura's house. He had to work late so we had to postpone the movies again. Again, I wasn't mad because I realized that I had a lot more to do to prepare for the trip. So, I just wanted to make sure that I had a ride. He said that he should be off before I'm supposed to leave. Cool. Later he calls me and says that he can't take me because he fell asleep and fell off a ladder. WHAT THE FWAPA?! I was pisst, concerned for him but at the same time pisst. Quisha had just told me that they would not be able to get a rental car. Laura told me that I would have to pay an additional $15 because the rental car company gave away our car and then to find out that I didn't have a ride. During that time, I was also talking to irritating people on IMs and it was just too much for me, so I was yelling at everybody. I yelled called Crissy and she got mad and put Harry on the phone and he reassured me that they would get a car and will leave tomorrow. I was HOT. So, I was like, I'm not going. I'm not fucking going because everything is going to shit. I called Jay back to apologize for yelling at him. He said that he didn't pay me any mind for the most part, but still just because I was stressed out didn't give me any right to be a bitch. Quisha called me back and said "Are you aight?". I love my fam. So, she went on to say that the other girls were probably not going cuz they weren't calling Crissy back. Just fucking great. I called Laura to tell her that I wasn't going and she dismissed me. I told her that I needed a ride which totally altered her plans, but what could I do? The buses stop early in MD and I wasn't about to drag my heavy ass suitcase 30 minutes away to the Metro station. I was seriously contemplating taking an "L" for my $208.11 deposit. After all that chaos, I prayed and finished packing. Laura said that she was going to pick me up and that was it. Laura's like always late. She has "Colored People" time down to a T. Again, I live about 20 minutes away from her and we were supposed to leave from Nikko's house at 1AM, but she says that she'll leave her house to come pick me up at 12:30. Huh? We'll be late! I HATE being late and I hate when it's my fault we're late. But, again...what can I do?
We leave and go pick up some food from Wendy's. Then we go to two ATMs because Laura has about 50 bank accounts. We get to her house and wait for Nikko and Marquia to bring the rental. We finally leave at about 1:30. They start playing crappy music on the radio so I start listening to my mp3 player. They get mad. I say whatever and rock to MUCC and all of my other jrockers. Kiss my ass, so what? Nikko forbidded anyone to go to sleep while she's driving. I took some cat naps but never got to fully sleep. So, I woke up that morning at 5:30 for work and I almost didn't get to sleep for a full 24 hours. We stopped for gas and a bathroom break (I said that I had to pee so I lost the game that I didn't know we were playing). My mum called and honestly, I didn't know what she was saying because I was so tired. But, I answered her and I think I refused some money. O_o? Anyway, we got to SC pretty fast and were cracking jokes like us city people like to do to country folk. We stopped at a Wally World and they started buying stuff like we were going to be gone for a week. I bought some air freshener and some Lysol wipes for the bathroom. Nikko and Marquia started buying clothes. I was confused, but whatever. They said that I should buy a new swimsuit like them. For what? I go swimming like once a year and I bought a new one last year when we went to Miami. That's just a waste. Anyway, they bought like 10 packs of wine coolers too. Our car was already packed, but with their purchases it was crazy. We had breakfast at Shoney's. I was happy with my breakfast but, later I found out that they weren't. Whatever. The waitress said that I looked like trouble, lol. Funny lady. We met some bikers from Michigan there and they rode to Myrtle Beach on their bikes - 17 hours. That's just crazy. They had a Biker Bitch with them. She was nice and my new role model.
We found the hotel pretty easily and their room was ready. I put my stuff in their room and we waited for the guys. Oh, and we met some cuties in the elevator. Yum! Anyway, they started trying on their clothes and stuff and I played Animal Crossing. The guys came not too long after. I was so happy to see Quentin! I haven't seen him in so long! All of the guys are so cute! I love Melvin and John! Derek gained a little weight and he's cuter now. At first, he was just alright. I was still waiting on Quisha and Crissy. I didn't want to do too much and leave them out, but they were still hours away. They were supposed to leave at 7:00 but didn't leave until 10:00. We decided to go to Target and to get something to eat. On the way, we were mesmorized by all the bikers. Nikko couldn't even drive because she was just looking so hard. We saw lots of bikers milling around one section. Then, I noticed the bus and a busted-up bike. There was a guy with blood gushing out of his body on the ground. I couldn't believe it and I couldn't avert my eyes. All I could do was stare at the guy. The paramedics covered his body with the white sheet and I knew that he was dead. I cried. I didn't know the guy, but I just felt so sad. I mean, I guess he was here on vacation just like most of us and he died. So, I tried to call the kids, but they weren't answering and me being the worrywart I am, I got nervous. Finally, I thought about it. They probably were conserving minutes. I sent a text and got an answer. So, I was happy and relieved. We went to Target and they started buying MORE clothes. I got some food from KFC and some other ppl ate at Hardee's. Derek and I stayed in the parking lot and got to talk for a minute. The girls were mad that I let him in the car. Laura immediately wanted to know what we were talking about. It wasn't anything deep so I started telling her and then Nikko was like "Kim, don't tell her nothing. It doesn't concern her." And it really didn't. She doesn't have to worry about me taking her off and on man. I don't want him.
Oh yeah, when the guys came, my suite was ready and when we got back from getting food I decided to eat in there. I had wings and there were 7 people in their suite. I need room to eat. So, I chilled by myself. When I finished, I went to their suite. Laura was mad that I wanted to eat by myself. Whatever. They were probably talking about me, but I don't care. There wasn't any space as it was and no one was eating at the time. We chilled and talked. I found out that Quentin has beautiful feet! We said that we were going to go to the beach. But, then it started raining. I miss Southern Thunderstorms. I assured them that it will be over soon. I mean, c'mon. I've spent most of my life in the South. They didn't believe me. We watched tv and I texted the kids to see where they were. They were at the Wal-Mart we were at earlier to get my perm. Laura and Derek went to go buy liquor. Nikko went to see one of the dudes she's fucking because he was here in the area. The kids came around 5 and I went to meet them and showed them our suite. They gave me my money and I went to introduce them to everybody who was there. They agreed with me that Melvin is soooo cute! They bathed and we changed clothes to mingle with all of the mens. Laura came to our room and told me that everyone else was about to walk on the beach. What?! Why didn't anyone ask us?! She was like they were about to leave her too. That was just so wrong to me. I mean, I wasn't doing anything because I was waiting on them. So, I was a little mad. They went ahead and walked without us. The hotel gave free dessert from 8-9 so we got some cake and went out on the beach. It was great. It was high tide and even though my pants were rolled up, I got wet. I kept calling Laura to see what they were doing and she kept saying "I don't know." They were blowing me. I saw Marquia walking back to the hotel and I asked her about why were they going to leave us. She just said, "I don't like the beach anyway." What the fuck does your like/dislike of the beach have to do with why you left us?! I just said fuck it. It wasn't worth it. The kids were hungry and everyone else wasn't. I had to change my pants because they got so wet at the beach. We went to Applebee's and had a good time. Man, I love my fam. We were the hottest chicks at the restaurant. This one guy was staring at me from the bar. I didn't know he was looking until Quisha told me. When he left, he gave me his number. His name was Lamont AKA the candylicker, LMAO. He said that his cousin wanted to give me his number, but the number he gave was his number and I should call it if I want to talk to his "cousin". Quisha and Crissy looked at him like he was insane. I think he was. Who was going to believe that story? Dude, say "I think you're cute. Here's my number if you want to talk." or something to that effect. Geez. Anyway, we left and wanted to see what the rest of the group was doing. We met lots of guys and heard that Kryptonite and the Convention Center were going to be the places that were hype. Crissy met the cutest little biker in the garage at the hotel. Oh, he was just so cute! She gave him her number, but he must've took it down wrong because he didn't call. :(
When we got to their suite almost everybody was asleep. John was ironing his clothes and Derek was about to take a shower. Quentin was sick from falling into the ocean and swallowing the salty water. Me and the girls wanted to go out and party but they were just so uggggh. We were supposed to get directions and more information about the party at the Convention Center from Nikko's friend, but she had not gotten the info yet. We left their suite because I didn't want to wake anyone up. I called Laura at around 11 to see what was going on and she said that they planned to get up at around 12. 12? Ok, the party at the Convention Center was from 11-6am, but that doesn't mean that I want to get there all late. I didn't plan on staying to 6 and I wanted to have some fun. Quisha and Crissy were pissed. They were like how could I hang with such lame people. Quisha started to get tired and was about to go to bed. We met up with John (who had taken off his club clothes) in the hall as he was about to get him something to eat. He was pisst off. He wanted to go out and felt that he wasted an outfit. I told him that when he got back to call me and we'll go out together. I didn't come all this way to sleep. He was cool with that. While John was gone, Laura called me to say that they were going to the Con Center. John came to our suite when he couldn't find any food and asked if we wanted to go out. I was already getting dressed and told him what Laura said. He said that he was just over there and they were sleep. Confusion, confusion! I woke up Crissy and asked Quisha if she wanted to go. She said no and stayed asleep. I wanted Quisha to do my makeup, but I went ahead slapped some shit over my eyes and Crissy and I went to their suite. The guys were so cuuuuute! The girls...meh. Crissy and I were cute. I rode with Crissy just in case we were going to a 21 and over place. I knew that they wouldn't want to leave. So, they looked a little salty about that. Whatever.
We had our little caravan: The girls' car, me and Crissy, and the boys' car. We were driving and then I got a call from Laura saying that #1 Nikko left her cell and that they were going back to the hotel and #2 we were going the wrong way and I should follow John. WTF! So, instead of blindly following John. I called him and let him know that we were supposed to follow him and did he know where he was going. He had no idea that we were supposed to follow him and had no idea on where to go as he was behind us. Crissy started getting mad. It was pitch black and no one knew anything and gas is expensive! After following John, he calls me and says that they have to go back to the hotel because the guys in the car have all the keys to the suite! WTF!!! Me and Crissy are really hot and annoyed now, so we say fuck it and go to the Kangaroo gas station. We talk to these guys and got directions and some juice. Crissy really wanted to go to Kryptonite anyway because the cute biker guy said that he was going to be there. We would have to pass Kryptonite to go to the Con Center so we decided to stop there. All we saw were White folks there. Not that Whities are a problem, but I didn't expect to see like only White people there. We went by Planet Hollywood and talked to some guy. He said that it was $25 to get in, but he would let me and Crissy in for free if she gave him her number. She said no and we went off to the Con Center. We took a wrong turn and ended up by Ocean Blvd. It was so hype. I'm like "shit, this is where the party's at and it's free!" We got out of the mess that is Ocean Blvd. with the help of the cops. Help+Cops=who knew?! The cops were so cool. So, anyway, I had talked to Nikki and told them what I knew so far and let her know that we were on the way to the Con Center.
We finally got there and some dude said that it was 21 and over but Crissy could get in and that it was 10 bucks. Cool. We get in and the dude hosting the party said that it was 15 bucks, but 10 bucks if we were in a motorcycle group. First of all, all the folks looked old. Ew. I don't like old people, especially not old men. I don't really mess with people my age. Second of all, all I heard was House music. Yuck. Crissy and I just stood there checking the people out and we both wanted to go back to Ocean. I decided to wait on everybody, but I don't think I wanted to pay to go in. Crissy and I were trying to get ppl to pay for us. This dude rolled up on Crissy. He was very unattractive. She told him that she was 12. LMAO. He left because he knew she was lying and "had no time for games".
We decided that we didn't want to stay and went to the parking lot. We couldn't find the car, but I saw a familiar car. I rolled up on the rest of the gang who FINALLY made it. I pretty much said "hi" and then "bye". I gave Q a hug and Crissy and I went to go back to Ocean. Quisha called and said "Where the hell are y'all bitches?!" LMAO! She woke up and found herself alone. We were at Ocean. We told her to get dressed because we were like 15 minutes away and we'd pick her up and go back to the Boulevard. Well, we were riding for awhile and we got turned around some kinda way. We also almost got in a wreck trying to make a turn. The guy who almost hit us was some redneck and he called Crissy a "dumb nigger". Crissy was struck dumb for a second and then went the fuck off on the man. I tried to calm her down. Honestly, it was 3 in the morning, it was dark we didn't know where we were, we were in this little Kia while he had a huge pickup truck. I didn't want unnecessary risk. We left and finally got to where we wanted to be. We told Quisha nevermind because we were stuck in traffic and by the time we got out it would be like 8 am. It was still crunk and I saw too many girls' asses on those bikes. Around 4, I got sleepy, so we started to make our way back home. Traffic was still crazy. We needed to be on 67th Street but we were on like 9th street. Crissy was getting tired and irritated too. We finally got on the way back to the hotel and I went into a dreamless sleep.