Teddy + Audrey
From McSweeney's:
TEN REASONS WHY YOU, AUDREY TAUTOU, GAMINE FRENCH STAR OF AMÉLIE, SHOULD DATE ME, TEDDY WAYNE by Teddy Wayne.4. I promise not to boast crudely to people that "I'm going out with Amélie." Instead, I will modestly announce, "I'm sleeping with Amélie."
7. You are a hot French woman. In the post-9/11 world, xenophobic Americans frequently discriminate against the French as well as against hot women. I am fully tolerant of both.
:)
TEN REASONS WHY YOU, AUDREY TAUTOU, GAMINE FRENCH STAR OF AMÉLIE, SHOULD DATE ME, TEDDY WAYNE by Teddy Wayne.4. I promise not to boast crudely to people that "I'm going out with Amélie." Instead, I will modestly announce, "I'm sleeping with Amélie."
7. You are a hot French woman. In the post-9/11 world, xenophobic Americans frequently discriminate against the French as well as against hot women. I am fully tolerant of both.
:)