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hello world, and a hundred dollar bill for all.
i have to make a post about my past weekend and how it managed to kick ass and destress and relieve me of feeling like absolute fucking shit, but i've been discussing and i've finally finalized my plans for my vacation!
uh, for those who don't know, and that'd be none of you since i didn't mention it, i decided that i've earned myself some me time. except i'm using it to go visit someone, so it's not me time, but it's still...you know what i mean. i need a vacation. i haven't had a real one in like, 5 or 6 years.
so, i'll be headed up to EL BALTIMORE, DAS MARYLAND to go visit and finally meet the illustrious, glamourous, gorgeous, tasty and kinda-scarily obsessed with betsey johnson-material LAUREN! who i've known for...uh, lauren, care to tell me? 'cause i don't remember. yes! we're such good friends, i don't even know when i met her. *cough*
anyway, ignoring my drug-induced brain damage, i decided to go visit lauren since we're like toast and butter, and it's about time i meet yet another one of my internet clique. kliq if you will (inside pro wrestling joke. get it or name someone involved, earn points). so i'm gonna take a train up, making sure to walk every fucking fifteen minutes so i don't get a blood clot and die, and hopefully this train ride won't take 349 hours like the one to Florida did. god, that sucked ASS.
i've only ever been to maryland's ocean city with randy, jess, julie and jen, so i've never been to baltimore. but lauren has worked out some excellent shit for us to do while i'm up there. i'll be going up early august for like, i dunno, 5 days or something. i have no idea. whatever. but seriously, i cannot pass up the following:
* bar hop in canton
* shop in tysons corner
* hang out and shop in hampden
* swim in my inground swimming pool
* party, party, party
* explore fells point and inner harbor
uh, that's the definition of a vacation. blowing money, swimming, partying until you're stupid and having a blast. i also have to bring up lauren's birthday present. even though it's belated. by several months.
the main thing though, is that i'm looking forward to getting to spend time with her. we get along absolutely famously online, hell, from day one and amazingly well on the phone, especially for someone like me who hates talking on the phone. it'll be nice to spend five days with someone who is very much like me in a million ways.
let's not forget gaming! there will be...GAMING.
so yes, i am highly, highly excited for this trip, for once. i'm actually anticipating it and wishing august would get here faster.
being me, of course, i'm completely paranoid that i'm going to show up, make an ass out of myself and completely scare the poor girl with my hitler jokes. but that's me. burnin' the jews.
*will wait for the comments to flood in*
and she looks like sarah michelle gellar now, i swear to zomg. spending your vacation hanging out with someone who is hot and easy on the eyes. hahahahahahaha. that's a rest for my eyes too.
and i can debut the new buffcurve, now that i have a personal trainer who has me going nuts working out. hopefully i'll be killer.
okay. i'm out. tune up the band, sweet chin music, goodnight. 123 pin.
peace.
i have to make a post about my past weekend and how it managed to kick ass and destress and relieve me of feeling like absolute fucking shit, but i've been discussing and i've finally finalized my plans for my vacation!
uh, for those who don't know, and that'd be none of you since i didn't mention it, i decided that i've earned myself some me time. except i'm using it to go visit someone, so it's not me time, but it's still...you know what i mean. i need a vacation. i haven't had a real one in like, 5 or 6 years.
so, i'll be headed up to EL BALTIMORE, DAS MARYLAND to go visit and finally meet the illustrious, glamourous, gorgeous, tasty and kinda-scarily obsessed with betsey johnson-material LAUREN! who i've known for...uh, lauren, care to tell me? 'cause i don't remember. yes! we're such good friends, i don't even know when i met her. *cough*
anyway, ignoring my drug-induced brain damage, i decided to go visit lauren since we're like toast and butter, and it's about time i meet yet another one of my internet clique. kliq if you will (inside pro wrestling joke. get it or name someone involved, earn points). so i'm gonna take a train up, making sure to walk every fucking fifteen minutes so i don't get a blood clot and die, and hopefully this train ride won't take 349 hours like the one to Florida did. god, that sucked ASS.
i've only ever been to maryland's ocean city with randy, jess, julie and jen, so i've never been to baltimore. but lauren has worked out some excellent shit for us to do while i'm up there. i'll be going up early august for like, i dunno, 5 days or something. i have no idea. whatever. but seriously, i cannot pass up the following:
* bar hop in canton
* shop in tysons corner
* hang out and shop in hampden
* swim in my inground swimming pool
* party, party, party
* explore fells point and inner harbor
uh, that's the definition of a vacation. blowing money, swimming, partying until you're stupid and having a blast. i also have to bring up lauren's birthday present. even though it's belated. by several months.
the main thing though, is that i'm looking forward to getting to spend time with her. we get along absolutely famously online, hell, from day one and amazingly well on the phone, especially for someone like me who hates talking on the phone. it'll be nice to spend five days with someone who is very much like me in a million ways.
let's not forget gaming! there will be...GAMING.
so yes, i am highly, highly excited for this trip, for once. i'm actually anticipating it and wishing august would get here faster.
being me, of course, i'm completely paranoid that i'm going to show up, make an ass out of myself and completely scare the poor girl with my hitler jokes. but that's me. burnin' the jews.
*will wait for the comments to flood in*
and she looks like sarah michelle gellar now, i swear to zomg. spending your vacation hanging out with someone who is hot and easy on the eyes. hahahahahahaha. that's a rest for my eyes too.
and i can debut the new buffcurve, now that i have a personal trainer who has me going nuts working out. hopefully i'll be killer.
okay. i'm out. tune up the band, sweet chin music, goodnight. 123 pin.
peace.