i are bondage MASTERRRRR of the WORLD
help me with this list
please
oh you know you want to fd_midori
often, some friends and i end up discussing the qualifications that go into taking the title of "bondage master".
i'm not talking about within a private sense (say a master/slave relationship for example),
i'm thinking of more along the lines where someone can have the lofty title emblazoned over flyers, posters, websites, and t-shirts (usually worn over their own chests).
i figured if i wanted to go around and self-proclaim myself as a BONDAGE MASTER, i'd have to fulfill a few requirements starting with...
I have/know/can/am:
1. a complete knowledge of the various bondage styles out there.
2. complete history of bondage, including the history of where it came from, be it from tying up prisoners in historical japan, or the first time some creepy guy purchased duct tape for wrapping over his victim's face.
3. knowledge of every knot done by man, their uses and purposes (which ones are made for easy release, which ones are for blocking, etc). i'm not talking a few, i'm talking all of them.
4. sail.
5. celtic knots too!
6. knowledge of the human muscular system, the skeletal system, circulatory system, and nervous system. (don't forget the feet and extremities!)
7. the ability to read each subjects non verbal clues exactly.
8. oh, and a knowledge of physics and mechanics. applied engineering also helps. what with the need to know about forces and stresses, pulley systems, etc.
9. artistically inclined. i have the ability to arrange a person and the rope in a way that's pleasing to the eye (thinking about photoshoots here)
10. keep that skill up at the drop of at hat and on the fly (thinking about live performances here).
11. a good performer that knows how to read an audience and adapt to the various cultures and countries (seems some audiences are more verbal than others).
12. a good top (for when those duties are called upon).
13. can communicate with or without speaking. (eye contact/gestures/grunts - sometimes it's just too loud).
14. the ability to not make others break out in hysterical laughs the moment they see me.
15. oh, and i am not a fan of pirate shirts. (it's a bit superficial, but screw it).
please
oh you know you want to fd_midori
often, some friends and i end up discussing the qualifications that go into taking the title of "bondage master".
i'm not talking about within a private sense (say a master/slave relationship for example),
i'm thinking of more along the lines where someone can have the lofty title emblazoned over flyers, posters, websites, and t-shirts (usually worn over their own chests).
i figured if i wanted to go around and self-proclaim myself as a BONDAGE MASTER, i'd have to fulfill a few requirements starting with...
I have/know/can/am:
1. a complete knowledge of the various bondage styles out there.
2. complete history of bondage, including the history of where it came from, be it from tying up prisoners in historical japan, or the first time some creepy guy purchased duct tape for wrapping over his victim's face.
3. knowledge of every knot done by man, their uses and purposes (which ones are made for easy release, which ones are for blocking, etc). i'm not talking a few, i'm talking all of them.
4. sail.
5. celtic knots too!
6. knowledge of the human muscular system, the skeletal system, circulatory system, and nervous system. (don't forget the feet and extremities!)
7. the ability to read each subjects non verbal clues exactly.
8. oh, and a knowledge of physics and mechanics. applied engineering also helps. what with the need to know about forces and stresses, pulley systems, etc.
9. artistically inclined. i have the ability to arrange a person and the rope in a way that's pleasing to the eye (thinking about photoshoots here)
10. keep that skill up at the drop of at hat and on the fly (thinking about live performances here).
11. a good performer that knows how to read an audience and adapt to the various cultures and countries (seems some audiences are more verbal than others).
12. a good top (for when those duties are called upon).
13. can communicate with or without speaking. (eye contact/gestures/grunts - sometimes it's just too loud).
14. the ability to not make others break out in hysterical laughs the moment they see me.
15. oh, and i am not a fan of pirate shirts. (it's a bit superficial, but screw it).