Berkeley Bitches
I witnessed something so momentous that it is forever burned into my memory: STREAKERS!!! Today in the Moffit Library at UC Berkeley Over fifty people (no exageration)ran completely naked through the library amid cheers, laughter, obscene comments such as "it must be cold today", and camera flashes. This is why Berkeley is the best school on earth, period! While being a student body of incredible intellect we also know how to fucking party. Do you think that goes on at Stanford? Fuck no!!! This is why I chose Cal over USC or UCLA; I am so happy to be here. GO BEARS!!!