How creative are you?

Nov 29, 2004 01:05

So there's a stupid bet in the hall between a few guys. The losers have to abide by the rules below. I'm not participating in the bet, but I am making some of the stipulations. There's supposed to be 20 rules to live by for a month. If you can count you'll figure out that there are less than 20 rules so far. So if you have any suggestions, let me know. Plus, if there's a rule that should be changed (which I believe there are a few) let me know and tell me what it should change to. Let me know if ya really like a few, because I bet they're the one's I made.

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

2) Insist that your e mail address is 123fakeemail@yahoo.com

3) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

4) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."

5) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire room. Insist to others that you like it that way.

6) Don't use any punctuation.

7) Skip rather than walk.

8) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

9) Sing along at the Fox Theater during one of their plays.

10) Go to a poetry recital for Tech's poetry club and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

11) Put mosquito netting dividing your section of the room from your roommate's.

12) Five days in advance, tell a friend you can't attend his or b-day because you're not in the mood.

13) Call 911 and ask if 911 is for emergencies.

14) Call the psychic hotline and just say, "Guess."

15) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week!!!"

16) Go to the Atlanta Zoo and when leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

17) Tell your teacher, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do."

18) Get a broom and yell to your girlfriend, "Honey, your mother is here."

19) Tell a younger sibling, "Due to the economy, mom and dad have to let you go."
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