On the way home from dinner tonight, I turns to my
blindseeking ...
Me: "Hey, that's funny, it looks like that cop car there just pulled over that city bus. It's like something out of a Speed movie. IF THIS BUS DROPS BELOW 50 MILES AN HOUR...."
My sweetie: "Wasn't the second movie in that series set on a boat or something?"
Me: "Yup. The third will likely be something like 'Speed 3: Slalom to Hell'. 'IF THIS SKATEBOARD DROPS BELOW 30 MILES AN HOUR...'"
My sweetie: "I think it's been long enough since the last Speed movie that, thank god, the series is dead and they won't do another."
Me: "They could always reboot the series like with Batman or Superman."
My sweetie: "SHUT YOUR FILTHY, BLASPHEMOUS MOUTH!"
And that's how we roll.