my rider
fresh from cali, david says i have certain personality quirks that he believes would make me a [successful?] hollywood actress. so that being said, i've come up with my demands list for my trailer when i'm on set of a movie:
1. a bouquet of fresh lilies
2. 2 bottles of Bolthouse Farms juice - 1 Mango Lemonade, 1 Green Goodness
3. a delicious cheese tray
4. warmed chocolate sauce to be served on the torso of a 20-year-old nubile male swimmer
5. a fruit tray - green apples, peaches, pineapples, cherries, melon
6. 2-ply toilet paper
7. a bowl of orange tic-tacs
8. twizzlers sourz
9. a bowl of orange skittles
do i need to add anything else?
1. a bouquet of fresh lilies
2. 2 bottles of Bolthouse Farms juice - 1 Mango Lemonade, 1 Green Goodness
3. a delicious cheese tray
4. warmed chocolate sauce to be served on the torso of a 20-year-old nubile male swimmer
5. a fruit tray - green apples, peaches, pineapples, cherries, melon
6. 2-ply toilet paper
7. a bowl of orange tic-tacs
8. twizzlers sourz
9. a bowl of orange skittles
do i need to add anything else?