Things I know about my doppelganger.

May 29, 2013 03:37

  1. She's American. From Missouri to be exact. I even know what town. Quality stalking right there!

2. She plays sports. Volleyball and Soccer mostly. She has even won awards for it.

3. We share the same first and last name.

4. Our middle names start with the same letter so we have the same initials.

5. She graduated this year. Congrats on your $500 dollar scholarship girl! You deserve it.

6. She is planning to attend university and major in Physical Therapy with a minor in Political Science.

7. We're 8th cousins, twice removed. Or something as equally ridiculous sounding.

8. And last but not least. If I google myself, only 3 out of the top 50 results are actually relevant. The rest are her Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, Etsy, Lockerz, Instagram...
If anybody ever googles me they're going to think I'm an idiot. I just want to shout at her that our name is not a good choice for an online username. She's totally going to regret it when she's my age. *Grumble grumble.*

In other news: The search for a new name has been narrowed down to a few finalists.

1. Molly. I knew an amazing old lady named Molly. She immigrated to Canada when she was 17, married at 19, then had 9 kids in a shack in the Yukon bush. She was amazing.

2. Safron. It's a pretty colour.

3. Merlin. Like the Kestrel not the Wizard.

4. Middle Name. Less paperwork, parents picked it so no fuss, and I already use it in some places.

What do you think?

family, random

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