cantaloupe. deodorant.

[kt410]

so i told someone a couple nights ago that i needed to go the store to buy some deodorant. the person then told me that i could use the fleshy orange part of a cantaloupe and rub it under my arms and it would do the same thing as a regular deodorant. i laughed. fast-forward to tonight. i told my parents that i had bought some deodorant and the story of the cantaloupe. we laughed. then i was making me some pizza and my dad comes into the kitchen and proceds to cut himself some cantaloupe. giggling as he did so i went about my business. i look over at him and hes looking at me with a funny face and he then rubbed the cantaloupe under his arm but over top of his shirt. i started laughing. then he looked at it and decided to really try and apply the fruit as deodorant. he then pulls the fruit out from under his shirt, sniffs the fruit, then takes a bite of the fruit he just rubbed under his arm!!!

what the heck! i have a seriously weird father. who does that?