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This is a week or so old, but this quote is so goddamn brilliant. Here, tis, from Jon's Stewart and Oliver at the Daily Show, regarding Bernie Madoff:
"All right, does he have a job in the prison, is he adjusting?" - J. Stewart
"Interestingly Jon, he's working for himself. In fact, within three days of arriving in jail, he'd launched a prison fund that was yeilding two handjobs for every pack of cigarettes invested-- obviously, a ridiculous rate of return that was soon exposed as a massive fraud. Meaning that sadly, now, there are scores of hard working inmates that will never see the hundreds, and in some cases, thousands of handjobs they were counting on." - J. Oliver
"All right, does he have a job in the prison, is he adjusting?" - J. Stewart
"Interestingly Jon, he's working for himself. In fact, within three days of arriving in jail, he'd launched a prison fund that was yeilding two handjobs for every pack of cigarettes invested-- obviously, a ridiculous rate of return that was soon exposed as a massive fraud. Meaning that sadly, now, there are scores of hard working inmates that will never see the hundreds, and in some cases, thousands of handjobs they were counting on." - J. Oliver