You know you're a geek parent when....
Me: Off your computer. Now.
Mara: *whining* Why do I have to get off my computer?
Me: Several reasons. One, I told you to. Two, it's time to leave. Three, you were on a website mom told you not to go on. Four, if you're going to sneak and watch season two of Merlin, youtube has horrible resolution. Bit-torrent is much better.
Mara: How do you use bit-torrent?
Me:..... that's something I'm not going to explain for many, many years.
Mara: *whining* Why do I have to get off my computer?
Me: Several reasons. One, I told you to. Two, it's time to leave. Three, you were on a website mom told you not to go on. Four, if you're going to sneak and watch season two of Merlin, youtube has horrible resolution. Bit-torrent is much better.
Mara: How do you use bit-torrent?
Me:..... that's something I'm not going to explain for many, many years.