I had to do it:

[kseda]

Adendum to yesterday's election day crackficlet:

Cain was staring at the television, mouth hanging open slightly. "Ambrose?"

"Hm?" The response was slow in coming.

"Do you... is there any reason CNN has holograms?"

There was an even slower response as Ambrose cautiously looked at the TV. "Oh."

"Please tell me you didn't."

"I... may have sold the patent back in June."

"..."

"Sorry."

"No you're not."