asim (5:51:35 PM): i think i'm gonna go masturbate now
me (5:51:59 PM): me too
asim (5:52:02 PM): w00t
asim (5:52:04 PM): wanna race?
me (5:52:08 PM): hahah
asim (5:52:09 PM): actually it might take a while
me (5:52:17 PM): OH MAN
me (5:52:19 PM): LET'S RACE
asim (5:52:21 PM): because i have to bring the laptop into the bathroom and get undressed, ( Read more... )

Today when I woke up, I decided to hang out in bed a while and watch some talk shows before I got up and took a shower and everything. So I flipped on The Dr. Keith Ablow Show. He is kind of cute, by the way; he reminds me of one of my step-grandmother's (I guess that's what she is?) sons who I semi-secretly have a crush on ( Read more... )

Because I'm stuck and I never seem to do anything here but regurgitate the same shit all the time, all I've got for you are a couple pictures from when I was getting out of bed yesterday morning.

( BEHOLD. )