BME's "big septums" gallery is what initially inspired me to get my own septum pierced. Observe two prime examples of fabulousness found therein:
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example a] - The caption for this image is "freaking out the family". Old people + mods = awesome.
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example b] - Surprisingly, I'd never even thought of putting my penis straw in my septum. Thanks to this guy, that's totally my goal.
P.S. GIVE ME A CAR.