So I just finished taking a shower...AND I HAVE SCRATCHES AND BRUISES ALL OVER ME.
You know why? BECAUSE I WAS ALSO TAKING A SHOWER WITH A LITTER OF PUPPIES.
You know why? BECAUSE THEY NEEDED A BATH.
But guess what? Puppies may like baths well, mine don't. Water is their weak points, BUT THEY HATE SHOWERS.
FO CEREAL, DAWG. Okay, please excuse my "gangster" talk .
So now I'm pink with scratches and I'm purple with bruises.
I WAS JUST WASHING THEIR BUTTS WHEN THEY HAD TO JUMP AROUND AND START WHINING AND SCRATCHING.
You know what the worst thing is? My puppies haven't had their nails cut in a LONG time.. so.. THOSE FREAKISHLY LONG NAILS WERE DIGGING DEEP UNDER MY SKIN THE WHOLE TIME. *shivers in fright*
One tip, people, DON'T EVER TAKE A SHOWER WITH A LITTER OF PUPPIES WITH LONG NAILS AND A FEAR OF WATER. NEVER.
Okay, thank you for reading my rants!
And if you wanna see my pups, here are a few pictures:
Chewy's on the left and Beautiful is on the right. Aren't they cute?
Here comes Chewy~! I love her eyes. Thy change from green to blue to brown!
Aww, look at them killing my brother's foot. XDD And the left puppy is Mocha.
Mocha is so killing his toe. :DD I'm proud of him...
THE BLACK TWINS ARE HERE!! So Beautiful is on the right and the left puppy is Kolvu. ♥
So here they all are. When they were first born... *tears* SO BEAUTIFUL!!
And here is a sleepy Mocha. Look, doesn't his fur remind you of mocha?
So you might think these puppies are cute and all.. BUT... THEY ARE EVIL, I TELL YOU!! EVIL!!