Jan 12, 2005 22:49
VAbeacher22: im in 7-11
VAbeacher22: and well, i spotted this dope lookin new slurpee flavor from across the store
VAbeacher22: like i made eye contact soon as i walked in
VAbeacher22: so i was like "yea, im chargin this one"
VAbeacher22: so i go over to the machine
VAbeacher22: and i didnt want to fill up a cup just yet
VAbeacher22: in case, like, you know, it sucked or whatever
VAbeacher22: so i pulled the spicket, or whatever its called, the lil knob that releases the slurpee
VAbeacher22: and quickly stuck my finger under neath the slurpee coming out so i could taste it to see if it was worth it or what not
VAbeacher22: i always do that by the way
VAbeacher22: and right as i did it this employee old dude walked up
VAbeacher22: and started yellin at me
VAbeacher22: he was like "your supposed to use a cup"
krystleandrassy: hahahahaha
VAbeacher22: and so i start explaining to him that i wanted to try it before i filled it up so i wouldnt waste it
VAbeacher22: so he's all like, you need to fill up a cup
VAbeacher22: and so i ask "well if it sucks after i fill it up then what, do i throw the cup away"
VAbeacher22: now you probaly didnt know this, but 7-11 does its inventory by cups, so if one is thrown away secretly by a dissatisfied customer, then its counted as like stolen
krystleandrassy: yea i knew that
krystleandrassy: haha
VAbeacher22: so hes all like "no, you fill up a cup, and then you pay for it, you dont throw it away"
krystleandrassy: hey no offense but you blow ass at telling stories hahahaha
VAbeacher22: and im all like "yea man, no shit, but what if it sucks, i have to pay for it still"
VAbeacher22: just wait
VAbeacher22: so by now, this guy is so pissed, hes like all red, and talking loud
VAbeacher22: he says "well you ask for a courtesy cup"
VAbeacher22: so i said "well, now that you mention it go grab me one"
VAbeacher22: i thought he was going to beat me up after i said it cuz he was all pissed looking and breathing hard
VAbeacher22: so he goes over and gets the cup
VAbeacher22: and im like "hey i think i want to try em all, so grab 5"
VAbeacher22: he was so freakin mad
krystleandrassy: !!!!!!JOHN!!!!!!
krystleandrassy: hahahahahah
VAbeacher22: wait
VAbeacher22: so i try em
VAbeacher22: and hes just standing there, and by now i was over it
VAbeacher22: like i just wanted to leave the store as soon as this jerk started to talk to me
VAbeacher22: so one by one i try em, and throw the lil cups away
VAbeacher22: and then i simply said "i think im gonna pass on the slurpees today, but thanks for the samples"
VAbeacher22: and by now, i couldnt believe this guy was still standing there
VAbeacher22: so i just walked off, but made a point to turn around before leaving and concluded to this jerk "the customer is always right asshole"
VAbeacher22: man, let me tell ya, i felt horrible, but at the same time, it was so weak
VAbeacher22: and thats my big story for the week
VAbeacher22: and now my fingers hurt from typing so darn much