ARRR PIRATE CODE

Sep 14, 2008 23:24



1. Ye Captain shall have full command during the time of engagement, and shall have authority at all other times to conduct the ship accordingly. He who disobeys him may be punished unless the majority vote against the punishment.

Read: What the captain says goes, unless the rest of the crew says no.

2. If ye Captain's vessel is shipwrecked, the crew pledges to remain until he has possessed himself of a vessel. If the vessel is the common property of the crew, the first vessel captured shall belong to ye Captain with one share of the spoil.

Read: If the boat breaks, stick with the captain until you get a new one. If you're sharing a boat and capture a new one, it's the captain's.

3. Ye ship's surgeon shall have two hundred crowns for the maintenance of his medicine chest and he shall receive one part of the spoil.

Read: Doctors get medicine allowance. And booty. take that how you will

4. Ye other officers will receive each a single part, and if ye distinguish yourself, the crew will determine how much reward will be given to ye.

Read: OVERACHIEVE. IT MEANS MOAR MONEY.

5. Ye spoil taken from a captured ship is to be distributed in equal portion.

Read: Sharing is caring

6. Ye who shall be the first to signal the appearance of the vessel that is captured, shall receive one hundred crowns.

Read: Looking for ships is apparently a worthwhile investment.

7. If ye lose an eye, or hand or leg in ye said service, ye shall recieve up to six slaves or six hundred crowns.

Read: Fuck Purple Hearts. (Or, Why Kai Is A Fucking Rich Pirate.)

8. Ye supplies and rations are to be shared equally.

Read: No hogging shit.

9. If ye introduce on board a woman in disguise, ye shall be punished by death.

Read: Bros before hos.

10. If one Brother steals from another, his nose or ears are to be cut off. If he sins again, he is to be given a musket, bullets, lead and a bottle of water and marooned on an island.

Read: Stealing does NOT make everything better. Shut up, Mokuba.

11. If there is any doubt in a dispute between ye Brothers, a court of honour is to decide the verdict. If a Brother is proved in the wrong, the first time he shall be pardoned, but should he offend again, he shall be tied to a gun, and there shall receive from each of the ship's company one strike of the lash. The same punishment shall be given to ye among us, including officers, who shall get drunk, while on the ship, to the point of losing ye senses.

Read: Don't stir up shit or get shitfaced, or the crew gets to whip you.

12. Whoever shall be placed on sentry, and upon his post shall go to sleep, shall in the first case be lashed by all the Brothers, and should he again offend, his head shall be split.

Read: Seriously. Do not fall asleep on sentry duty. We'll break your fucking head.

13. All ye who shall plot to desert, or having deserted shall be captured, shall have ye heads split open.

Read: If you run away and we catch you, we will break your fucking head.

14. Quarrels between several Brothers whilst aboard ye ship shall be settled ashore with pistol and sword. He that draws the first blood shall be the victor. No striking another whilst aboard ye ship.

Read: If you're fighting with a bunch of guys, go ashore and cut them.

This is all trufax. LOL, I should have drafted the pirate code. XDDD
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