G-Strings, also known by their more accurate moniker "butt-floss", are largely worn by people of my age (I suppose) in an effort to reduce VPLs. Ah, Visible Panty Lines, thou most First World of First World Problems!

All of which is to say that I got myself some awesome pants, but they only had the one pair, and I would have preferred to move up a ( Read more... )

Just a small quick note: This is pretty much the definition of irony: Here we are, on hold, and I suddenly realize the muzak they're playing is a muzakized version of Billy Joel's Piano Man. *rolls eyes* If he were dead he'd be rolling over in his grave, I'm pretty sure. Or laughing his ass off...

Ahhh... Surrealism, th'art my life, indeed!Fish