I act 28 years old. Dang.
[ ] I know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] I do my own laundry.
[x] I can cook for myself.
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations.
[x] I think politics are cool.
[ ] My parents and grandparents have better things to say than my friends. (Define "better." It's not really an either/or, they just talk about different things...)
Total: 4
[x] I show up for school and/or work every day unless I'm sick.
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[ ] I've never gotten a detention.
[x] I've watched talk shows to point out the credibility of it all. (Does Lou Dobbs count?)
[x] I know what credibility means without looking it up.
[x] (Added) I know the word "credibility" was misused two questions ago.
[ ] I drink coffee at least once a week.
Total: 9
[x] I know how to run the dish washer and or do the dishes.
[x] I can count to 10 in Spanish.
[x] When I say I'm going to do something I do it. (Most of the time...)
[x] I can mow the lawn.
[x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[x] I remember to water my plants.
[ ] I study when I have to.
[x] I pay attention at school.
[x] I remember to feed my pets.
Total: 17
[x] I can spell experience without looking it up.
[x] I clean up my own mess.
[x] The first thing I do when I wake up is get water. (? Sure...)
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[x] I pretty much understand jokes the first time they are said.
[x] I can type fast.
Total: 23
[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour. (but not in California)
[x] I can look at someone hot without thinking of sex.
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it.
[x] People have said I look older than I am.
Total: 28
Now add up all of the x's you have and put "I act __ years old" in the subject line
[x] I do my own laundry.
[x] I can cook for myself.
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations.
[x] I think politics are cool.
[ ] My parents and grandparents have better things to say than my friends. (Define "better." It's not really an either/or, they just talk about different things...)
Total: 4
[x] I show up for school and/or work every day unless I'm sick.
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[ ] I've never gotten a detention.
[x] I've watched talk shows to point out the credibility of it all. (Does Lou Dobbs count?)
[x] I know what credibility means without looking it up.
[x] (Added) I know the word "credibility" was misused two questions ago.
[ ] I drink coffee at least once a week.
Total: 9
[x] I know how to run the dish washer and or do the dishes.
[x] I can count to 10 in Spanish.
[x] When I say I'm going to do something I do it. (Most of the time...)
[x] I can mow the lawn.
[x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[x] I remember to water my plants.
[ ] I study when I have to.
[x] I pay attention at school.
[x] I remember to feed my pets.
Total: 17
[x] I can spell experience without looking it up.
[x] I clean up my own mess.
[x] The first thing I do when I wake up is get water. (? Sure...)
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[x] I pretty much understand jokes the first time they are said.
[x] I can type fast.
Total: 23
[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour. (but not in California)
[x] I can look at someone hot without thinking of sex.
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it.
[x] People have said I look older than I am.
Total: 28
Now add up all of the x's you have and put "I act __ years old" in the subject line