LJ updates, Now with 30% more throat-punch!
First off, let me say I hate this computer with a passion. When I have to type out two speeches and my computer decides to stop working for whatever reason, expected to be stabbed, repeatedly, over and over. I managed to get this other computer working, somehow, although it doesn't work with the printer so I'm forced to write these mother****ers by hand.
Now that that's out of the way, let me just say that life seems to hate me. It's as if life snuck up behind me with a baseball bat, beat me to within an inch on my life, kicked me in the face, shot me in the face 23 times with a StreetSweeper, and ran me over with his car many, many times. I mean, I can understand why this was happening if I was someone like say, Marcus Chong, but damn it, I'm not Marcus Chong! I'm not stupid enough to get fired for stealing Joel Silvermans sandwich. Wait, what was my point again? Oh yeah, Marcus Chong is an idiot. Hehehe "In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Chong claims he crashed a press junket, took food from WB production offices and verbally harassed the Wachowskis via phone."
Dumbass
Anyways, I don't really know why I updated other than to complain about my crappy computer and talk about a man who gave up his job for a sandwich. I mean, I probably could be talking about something important like world hunger, saving the rain forest, or why we should send hobos into space. But no, I choose to talk about malfunctioning electronics and a sandwich stealing loser. Oh well, there's always tomorrow...
Now that that's out of the way, let me just say that life seems to hate me. It's as if life snuck up behind me with a baseball bat, beat me to within an inch on my life, kicked me in the face, shot me in the face 23 times with a StreetSweeper, and ran me over with his car many, many times. I mean, I can understand why this was happening if I was someone like say, Marcus Chong, but damn it, I'm not Marcus Chong! I'm not stupid enough to get fired for stealing Joel Silvermans sandwich. Wait, what was my point again? Oh yeah, Marcus Chong is an idiot. Hehehe "In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Chong claims he crashed a press junket, took food from WB production offices and verbally harassed the Wachowskis via phone."
Dumbass
Anyways, I don't really know why I updated other than to complain about my crappy computer and talk about a man who gave up his job for a sandwich. I mean, I probably could be talking about something important like world hunger, saving the rain forest, or why we should send hobos into space. But no, I choose to talk about malfunctioning electronics and a sandwich stealing loser. Oh well, there's always tomorrow...