I knew Colonel Sanders was evil!
How long has it been since I've updated this thing? Too long I suppose, but I have better things to do damn it! Ok, I lied. I'm just lazy, but hey...uh..damn laziness preventing me from writing something witty so just pretend I thought of something.
So I saw The Matrix: Reloaded, and all in all, it was a good movie. It had crazy kung-fu fighting and cameo by Colonel Sanders, the enslaver of humanity! It just seemed to be lacking something though, and I think I finally figured out what that is. Guns, lots of guns (Ok, you may proceed to beat me with a sack of doorknobs now) But I mean what's the point of having bullettime if you aren't going to be shooting bullets!?!
I think 2 people got shot in the movie, and you didn't even really see them get shot. Where the hell is my gun fight that makes Stalingrad look like Disney movie? Stupid Neo and his bullet stopping abilities. Enough about how there wasn't anybody getting ripped apart by high-speed metal projectiles, lets get to the real issue.
Why is Colonel Sanders trying to enslave humanity with his delicious chicken?!
Ok, so maybe he wasn't actually Colonel Sanders but you can't deny the stunning similarities between them!
I swear this is how I thought the conversation was going to go
Architect: There are two doors. The door to your right leads to the Source, and the salvation of Zion. The door to your left leads to my original recipe chicken with 11 herbs and spices. Already, I can see the chain-reaction--the chemical precursors that signal the onset of an emotion, designed specifically to overwhelm logic and reason--an emotion that is already blinding you from the simple and obvious truth. You can't resist my chicken!
I dunno about you but I say screw Zion and take the chicken. And that's why I'll never be elected president.
So how is The Matrix going to end? Well, I think Neo will go an excellent adventure but The Matrix will explode because he went below 50 mph. (Please tell me you get this)
And that's why you shouldn't make posts at 2:55 AM, good night.
So I saw The Matrix: Reloaded, and all in all, it was a good movie. It had crazy kung-fu fighting and cameo by Colonel Sanders, the enslaver of humanity! It just seemed to be lacking something though, and I think I finally figured out what that is. Guns, lots of guns (Ok, you may proceed to beat me with a sack of doorknobs now) But I mean what's the point of having bullettime if you aren't going to be shooting bullets!?!
I think 2 people got shot in the movie, and you didn't even really see them get shot. Where the hell is my gun fight that makes Stalingrad look like Disney movie? Stupid Neo and his bullet stopping abilities. Enough about how there wasn't anybody getting ripped apart by high-speed metal projectiles, lets get to the real issue.
Why is Colonel Sanders trying to enslave humanity with his delicious chicken?!
Ok, so maybe he wasn't actually Colonel Sanders but you can't deny the stunning similarities between them!
I swear this is how I thought the conversation was going to go
Architect: There are two doors. The door to your right leads to the Source, and the salvation of Zion. The door to your left leads to my original recipe chicken with 11 herbs and spices. Already, I can see the chain-reaction--the chemical precursors that signal the onset of an emotion, designed specifically to overwhelm logic and reason--an emotion that is already blinding you from the simple and obvious truth. You can't resist my chicken!
I dunno about you but I say screw Zion and take the chicken. And that's why I'll never be elected president.
So how is The Matrix going to end? Well, I think Neo will go an excellent adventure but The Matrix will explode because he went below 50 mph. (Please tell me you get this)
And that's why you shouldn't make posts at 2:55 AM, good night.