*~*~Beginning~*~*
What time is it: 11:26pm
What is the date: 5.28
*~*~Info about you~*~*
Full Name: joshua lukas jordan
Age: 22
Sex: male...oh wait *looks down jeans* whew..yea male
Birthday: 01.04.1983
Where do you live: danville
Where else have you lived: uk
What state: illinois
Zodiac Sign: capricorn
Nicknames: too many to list
Do you have any other screen names: yea
What are they: nooo
Hair color: brownish
Ever died your hair: yea
What color: alot of diff colours
Hair length: sort
Eye color: green
Height: 6ft
Weight: 180ish
Have any pets: yea
Whats their names: rocky, holly, sunshine, smokey, muffin/muffy
Siblings: yea
Names and age: blaine, 9....shannon, 22
What do you fear most in the world: losing people tha mean the most
What do you regret the most: alot
If you could do anything without consequences, what would it be: skip school
Do you have braces: no
Do you have glasses: yea
Are you good at school: when i attend school yea
Shoe size: 11
*~*~Favorites~*~*
Car: nissan xterra
Color car: black
Color: orange n blue
Class: psyc
Day of the week and why: saturday
Holiday: thanksgiving
Season: fall
Month: january
Fruit: oranges
Veggie: potatoes
Sport: hockey
Drink: dr pepper
Animal: dog
Store: finish line
Saying: dunno
Word: unno
Brand of shoes: kswiss
Radio station: 96.5 wazy
Room in your house: bedroom
Concert you have been to: n/a
CD: my burnt ones
Salad: dun like salad
Meat: steak
Pizza Topping: depends
State: illinois
City: indianapolis
Lake: vermillion
Ocean: atlantic
Place to be: lake
Smell: quaker oats
Sound: tornado siren
Taste: not sure
Feeling: content
Letter: s
Number: 8 & 6
Book: dun got one
Vacation spot: chicago
Cereal: captn crunch
Ice cream flavor: twix or oreo
Video game: crash bandicoot
Cookie flavor: sugar
*~*~Not so favorite~*~*
Car: pt cruiser
Color: salmon
Teacher: alot
Class: rhetoric
Day of the week and why: always hated tuesdays
Holiday: birthday
Season: winter
Month: december
Sport: tennis
Drink: tea
Brand of shoes: i like em all
Radio station: 97.5
Room in your house: kitchen
Concert you have been to: none
Salad: all
Meat: fish
Pizza Topping: ham
Place to be: with a ton of people
Smell: b.o.
Sound: metal against teeth
Taste: metal
Feeling: heartbroken
Book: eh
Cereal: i like em all
*~*~What do you think of when you hear this~*~*
Banana: pudding
Bill: cosby
Britney: spears
Lamb: steak
Bubba: my brother..its his nickname
Victoria: beckham
Dildo: sex
Ass: bubble
Shadow: cold
Beep Beep: roadrunner
Moo: cow
Bambi: deer
*~*~This or That~*~*
Sox or Cubs: the sox??? come on now..cubbies all the way
Breakfast or Dinner: whats breakfast
Day or Night: nite
Radio or Cd's: radio
Internet or Phone: net
N'sync or BSB: bsb
98 degrees or O town: 98 degrees
Happy or sad: happy
Guy or girl: girl
Sexy or Cute: sexy
Tuff or wimpy: tuff
Strong or weak: strong
Funny or hilarious: funny
Summer or winter: summer
Love or lust: love
Friends or family: both
Car or truck: truck
Dog or cat: dog
Give or receive: depends
Sex or no sex: sex
Walk or run: run
Inside or outside: outside
Up or down: up
In or out: in
Back or front: back
Hurricane or Tornado: tornado
Thunder or lightning: thunder
Rain or snow: rain
Hail or sleet: hail
Sunny or cloudy: sunny
Loud or quiet: quiet
Hard or soft: depends
Mcdonalds or Burger king: mcdonalds
Hardee's or Arby's: hardees
Rebel or goodie goodie: rebel
Coffee or tea: neither
Coke or pepsi: pepsi
Mr. Pibb or Dr. Pepper: dr pepper
White chocolate or normal chocolate: white choc
Britney or Christina: Christina
Black or white: white
Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
Diary or journal: neither
Writing or typing: typing
Cold or hot: hot
Pen or pencil: pencil
Candle or insence: candle
Plain paper or lined paper: lined
Blonde or brunette: brunette
Curly or straight: straight
Blanket or sleeping bag: blanket
Shower or bath: shower
Body wash or soap: soap
Purfume or Body spray: perfume
Wal-mart or target: walmart
American Eagle or Abercrombie: abercrombie
Hamburgers or hotdogs: hot dogs
Great america or Universal studios: great america
Pochahontas or Mulan: unno
Swimmer's ear or ear infection: neither
Pop tart or toaster strudels: toaster strudel
Chicken or turkey: chicken
MTV or VH1: mtv
Shorts or pants: pants
Tank tops or t-shirts: tshirt
Mandy moore or Jessica simpson: jessica simpson
Spanish or German: spanish
Rich and dumb or Poor and smart: poor and smart
Markers or colored pencils: markers
Boxers or briefs: boxers
Nike or Adidas: adidas
Mercedes or BMW: mercedes
Army or Navy: army
Orange or grape: orange
Lime or lemon: depends
Striped or plaid: striped
Innie or outie :innie
Hot tub or sauna: hot tub
Land or water: land
Sneeze or cough: cough
Skittles or M&M's: skittles
Truth or dare: truth
East or west: west
North or south: north
Letterman or leno: leno
SNL or mad tv: mad tv
Drummers or guitar players:guitar
*~*~Which way would you spell it~*~*
Megan or Meghan: meghan
Lacey or Lacy: lacey
Steven or Stephen: steven
Kurt or Curt: curt
Mark or Marc: mark
Brandi or Brandy: brandi
Eric or Erik: eric
Corrine or Carine: unno
Kari or Carrie: kerri
Jackie or Jackqui: jackie
Deseray or Desirae: desirae
Ashley or Ashleigh: ashley
Their or there: there
Two, too, or to: to
Here or hear: here
*~*~Love life~*~*
Do you have a crush: yea
Whats his or her name: cant say
What is the biggest turn off: unno
What is the biggest turn on: eyes
Do you prefer being the dumper or the dumpee: dumper but that never seems to happen
Do you think there is a person for everyone: yea
If yes, do you know who yours is: never know
Where is the best place to be kissed: ears
Where is the most romantic place to take a date: beach
Do you believe in love at first sight: yea
Have you ever been in love: yea
What do you think love is: love
Do you have a b/f or g/f: no
Do you want one: eh
What do you like about your crush or b/f, g/f: easy to talk to. beautiful. all around amazing person
*~*~Past~*~*
First grade teacher's name: uh....mrs volpert
Last word you said: ^
Last song you sang: dmx "party up" with my brother in the truck
Last meal you ate: psh i dont eat meals
Favorite childhood cartoon: taz
What did you hate most about skool: going
Last person you flipped off: some dude tonite. flashed me cause i thought i had my brights on. found out i didnt have my lights on at all cept the yellow ones
Last song stuck in your head: "hustla" cassidy
What line/verse: whole thing
Last time you were burned: unno
How:
Last time you bled: earlier
Favorite game show as a child: jeopardy
*~*~Present~*~*
What's in your CD player: mixed cd
What color sox are you wearing: white
What's under your bed: nothing
What's the weather like: content
What is on your wall calender (i.e. Curious George, Magnetic Poetry): womens soccer team *drools*
What time did you wake up today: around 3
Did you think it was earlier, later, or on time: later
*~*~Future~*~*
Who do you want to marry: unno
Are you going to college: unno nemore
If so, how long do you want to go:
Where do you want to go: u of illinois
What is your career going to be: correctional officer
Where are you going to live: unno
How many kids do you want: unno how many i could handle
Where do you want your honeymoon: islands or paris
What kind of car will you have: another suv
What kind of house will you have: nice big one
*~*~Have you ever~*~*
Smoked: no
Been Drunk: yea
Been high: yea
Had sex: yea
Skinny dipped: yea
Partied until the sun came up: yea
Stole: not really
Stayed up all night on the internet: always
Met someone off the internet (in person): yea
Cried over a guy/girl: yea
Been in a fist fight: yea
Been in a cat fight: no
Wanted to kill someone: yea
Fell off a chair: yea
Kissed the same sex: no
Had feelings for the same sex: no
Lap danced: yea
*~*~Other~*~*
Do you belive in the horoscopes: eh
Do you like your handwriting: yea
If you could be anybody, who would you be and why: me myself and i
Do you have any piercings: ears and tongue
Any tattoos: no
If not, where and what do you want: shark..unno where
Are you picky: yea
What makes you cry: certain things
What makes you mad: everything
What do you think of Eminem: eh
Do you like cartoons: yea
Do you believe in heaven: unno
Do you believe in God: unno
Do you think there is a hell: unno
Do you believe in the devil: no
What is the one place you have to visit before you die: ca, wa, france, austrailia
What did you do today: argued
Where do you work: na
Do you even have a job you lazy bum: no
Are your 'rents lame: sometimes
Do you own a miniskirt: no
Do you floss: yea
What is the farthest your have traveled: uk.
Who is a DIVA: unno
What kind of shampoo do you use: dunno
What about conditioner: same
Do you use big words to sound smart: na
When you get mad, do you swear a lot: yea
Got milk: sure do
Do you have a magic 8 ball: no
Name something that comes in threes: lol unno still
Ever worn black nail polish: no
Do you have hairy arms: no
How many sheets are on your bed: 1
Whats under your bed: nothing
Do you have your own tv and vcr: yea
Do you believe in fate: yea
Do you see dead people: no comment
Are you a good speller: sometimes
What is your lucky charm: bracelet
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway: cause they can
Do you like little kids: yea
Are you talented: na
Ever hugged a tree: no
Do you watch the weather channel while getting ready in your hotel room on vacation: yea
Do you ever steal anything from hotels: yea
Ever seen a ghost: unno
How about an alien: no
Do you beleive in either of them: no
~*~Ending~*~
Did you waste any time doing this: unno whats considered wasting time
Did you like this survey: i guess
Were you bored: no
Did you skip any questions: dont member
If so, fix them! ull deal
What time is it: 12:03am