longass survey
1) Time started- 3:57am
2) Full name- joshua lukas jordan
3) Do you like the name Bob? popular
4) Favorite recipe that uses eggs? cookies
5) Do you like a guy/girl in uniform? depends
6) Jihfoehtbdsgdsig? ?
7) Do you speak another language? no
8) Say “I live in a house and I like chicken” in that language- i live in a house and i like chicken
9) What do you think when you see someone wearing lime green tights? no clue
10) Ever ridden a carousel? yea
11) Ridden a bike too small? i try. hurts
12) Tried on pink headbands? na
13) 7424 compounded at 4 p.a. over 5 years, how much interest is paid? but ma i dont like math
14) What is a word that you can’t spell? if i couldnt spell it why would i post it
15) Ever been in love? yea
16) What is one person that you need to tell something to? noone
17) Ever sniffed something you shouldn’t have? yea
18) Your idea of the perfect date would be… not sure
19) Do you have a crush? yea
20) Describe him/her/it. perfect to me
21) Why don’t sheep shrink in the rain? i dont get it
22) What is the meaning of life? unno
23) What is the square root of an isosceles triangle? tried asking people, they dunno
24) What are you wearing? jeans, boxers, belt, socks, tshirt
25) Puwit- Ulitin mo sampu hmm.. o_O
26) What is one thing that you know that no one else knows? nuttin
27) If you were to be reincarnated, what would you be? not sure
28) Have you ever eaten something that tasted nothing like it should have tasted? yea
29) What is under your bed/in your closet? under my bed, xbox stuff...in my closet, clothes
30) Favorite spice? cinnimin
31) Have you ever lied about something (tell us)? yea
32) What do you want to do before you die? travel the world.
33) Did you know that 98 of facts are made up? whatever
34) What is one thing that you have found with an abnormal amount of mold on it? cottage cheese. was orange, brown, green, yellow, fuzzy and all
35) What is the freakiest thing that has happened to you? unno.
36) What is the best dream you had? never have good ones nemore
37) What cartoon character has the most sex appeal? uh
38) Favorite quote from a movie- "a boat? eyyyy i seen a boat. it drove by not too long ago. it went this way and then this way. follow me" (i think i messed it up..4am..forgive me)....finding nemo
39) Funniest thing that ever happened at school? not sure
40) Most embarrassing moment? was like 12-13..jumpin on the trampoline with the neighbor girl who was like 15-16.. she fell. tripped me and i landed on her. my hand....cupping....her boobage O_o
41) Have you sung on the bus or on the phone lately? na
42) Cavagan yovogouvugu spevegeavagak dovogouvugublevege duvugutch? no clue but ill agree wit cee cee
43) Favorite color? orange
44) What do you own in that color? pants, shirts, shoes, alot of things.
45) If your house were ablaze, what would you say? id cry, honest to god. because i grew up in this house and it has alot of memories
46) If your house were ablaze, what would you rescue? and panic and wouldnt know
47) Would you rather screw Britney or spear Britney (get it, spear Britney-- hehe)? screw her
48) If you could start a religion, what would it be based on/what would you worship? unno
49) Worst medical incident? car accident
50) What is the weirdest foreign food that you have had? whatever i ate in preschool, chinese it was but i was too young to remember
51) Do you burn stuff for no reason? cant use a lighter or match
52) Are Bert and Ernie lovers? na
53) Words that you have made up- alot...but people steallll em.. *glares at michelle*
54) Name one design element and one design principle- uh..i unno
55) Most hated celebrity- chris rock
56) Name the 5 most beautiful men/women- unno
57) 45892834+4953476= too early
58) Funniest prank? unno
59) There’s the Big Banana, the Big Pineapple….. What enlarged fruit would you like to see? unno
60) Que? T
61) Who do you completely trust? noone
62) Who do you know has the softest hands? unno who does here
63) If you were stranded on a desert island, which three people and which three objects would you like to be stranded with? lol ey ceecee has done chosen my objects..fine by me =D
64) What makes you feel guilty? alot
65) Does size matter? depends on what
66) Do you Yahoo? yea
67) Has anyone ever done anything to you that have changed your perspective on life and other people? yea
68) If Seven Eleven is open 24 hours a day, why are there locks on the door? for the bad peopleeeeee
69) Do you like the feel of fuzzy and firm peaches? lol eh
70) Would you take a bullet for one of your friends? yea
71) Which one? some
72) Favorite vacation? i dont go anywhere
73) Favorite music? all kinds
74) Describe yourself in 5 words- i dont like describing myself...5 words..there
75) What is the first thing you think about when waking up in the morning? "another hour"
76) What is the last thing you think about before going to sleep? i usually throw cnn on then just sleep
77) What’s your obsession? kissin. mtv. masturbation
78) If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? ima fruit
79) If you were a super hero, what power would you have? orbing
80) Do you believe in soul mates? yea
81) If you had the choice to spin around the sun, or walk on the moon, which one would you do? the moon
82) Who would you want to share that experience with? one i love
83) What do you put in your sandwich? tuna
84) What is one word that rhymes with ORANGE? nothing. says that karen lady on the m&m commercials
85) If you could be doing anything right now, what would you be doing and why? not fighting with people
86) Would you ever share you heart completely with someone else? If yes, who, if no, why not? tried
87) Favorite website? yahoo pool
88) What are you afraid of? dyin. losing best friends
89) If you could meet anyone, past or present, dead or alive, who would you meet and why? my grandma...never got to say goodbye to her or nething
90) Have you ever pulled the wings of a fly? na
91) Is Tweety bird male or female? male
92) Favorite 80’s movie? breakfast club
93) Most attractive thing about the opposite sex? eyes
94) What really annoys you? sleep
95) Has a chicken ever attacked you? na
96) What do you love about the person who sent this to you? could go onnnnnnnn and on
97) On a scale of 1 to 203573467, rate this survey- its fun i guess
98) Final thoughts/quote- unno
99) How do you feel? tired n stressed
100) Time finished- 4:29am
PART 2
Here we go again
101) Time started- 4:29am
102) Birthdate- 01.04.1983
103) Favorite ice cream- twix
104) If a cat lands on it’s feet, and a piece of toast lands buttered side down, what would happen if you tied a piece of toast to a cat’s back? unnnnno
105) What is the most extravagant piece of clothing you own? my illini tshirt
106) What is the most expensive thing you own? truck
107) What song can’t you get out of your head? dun got one
108) What note comes after G? H..psh i unno
109) If a genie granted you three wishes, what would you wish for? to see ceecee juss once, even after everything id wanna meet michelle and tell her i love her right into her eyes...and more wishes
110) Favorite indulgence- kissin
111) Who is Carlos Estevez? *googles it*..a sculptor?
112) What movie(s) did he star in? unno
113) If you discovered a planet or a new country, what would you call it? sample...so when u enter it itd say "your in sample"...sorry..from "friends'
114) Do you laugh in the face of danger? i try
115) Do you think your country is being run well? na
116) What’s the funniest thing you’ve done to a sibling? didnt do nething. but dad was redoing the kitchen floor all the way to the base boards...sister was walking and talking and fell right through..i didnt getta see it but i was in the next room
117) What do you order when you go to McDonalds? #2....2 single cheese burgers with a dr pepper
118) Which of the following foods have you tried? A), cat food, B), snails and garlic or C), raw chili? ive ate cold chili but unno if its the same as raw
119) Which best describes you- A Barbie doll, a GI Joe doll, or a voodoo doll? gi joe
120) Favorite swear word- not a swear word but "crap"
121) What is a Vizzerdrex? askin the wrong person
122) Favorite foreign word- unno
123) Do you have any deformities? na but i got this soft spot like thing where my right hip connects to my body..doesnt hurt but its odd
124) Newton's first law states: a) An object will remain at rest unless a force is acted upon it b) Pink spandex tights do not conduct electricity when wet c) The dinosaurs were wiped out by some sort of llama. a
125) What is the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? after watching 28 days later. call me a sissy but i woke up cryin. wouldnt sleep forever after that
126) How are you? tired
127) What is your porn star name? unnoooooo.
128) Have you ever thought about a member of the same sex in a sexual way? na
129) For 10, 000, 000: If no one could ever find out, would you press a small red button that would automatically save the life of one of your closest friends, yet at the same time plummet half of Uruguay into the ocean, killing thousands of innocents? Remember, no one will know you did it… not sure
130) Have you had a bad incident with any beauty products (i.e. hair dye, scissors, waxing…)? yea...sprayed deorderant in my eyes
131) Have you ever said anything wrong to a foreigner? na
132) Favorite number? 6
133) What is your favorite song lyric, and why? dont really have one
134) If you had one leg, an arm, an ear and all your genitals amputated, which day to day activities couldn't you do? j/o
135) Which of the following is a type of pasta- a) Clitoris, b) Carpentaria, c) Cabonara or d) Calvary? c
136) Do your favorite smiley face here: o_O
137) Would you like a cup of tea? no
138) What do you desire? *sigh*
139) Finish this sentence: Sex is......... great.
140) Favorite four letter word beginning with T? lol was gonna say tits but ill be good
141) Favorite game show? jeopardy
142) Say something positive- eh
143) Favorite smash-able object? popcans
144) How may people in your family? me, mom, dad, brother and sister
145) Do you have a goldfish? na. last one i had fried
146) Sea Monkeys? unno wha them are, never have known
147) An Ant farm? i dont like ants
148) Have you ever been involved in a fistfight? all the time
149) Is there anything really bad that you did as a child but never owned up to it? yea
150) 400 x (INFINITY) + 1000/15 = infinity
151) If a woodchuck would chuck wood, and if a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? *cries*
152) What’s the worst birthday present you have ever received? not sure
153) Sweetest thing that anyone has ever said to you? few things
154) Meanest thing anyone has said to you? wont get into it
155) Meanest thing you have said to someone else? that i didnt care. my opinion thats hella mean
156) Deepest darkest secret that you don’t want to tell anyone but you will? why would i tell someone that
157) Are you sending this survey to your crush? got it from mine
158) If time travel were possible, what era would you go to and why? pioneer days..with the wagons
159) Do you like chicken nuggets? yea
160) What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why? eminem ...act ur race dickhead
161) Where do you live? illinois
162) If you had 938. 45 what would you spend it on? one way plane ticket to washington. 2 plane tickets to go to france or somethin
163) Most hated style of music? opera
164) If you had Osama Bin Laden tied to a chair, what would you do to him? behead him
165) What's your favorite kitchen utensil? knife
166) Favorite telly program? jackass
167) Favorite sport? to watch: baseball, to play: hockey
168) If you were a villain, what traps would you set for the hero? a) Sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads b) Release the dogs or the bees...or dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you, or c) Other… (Please state)…… c
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169) What’s your phobia(s)? dyin
170) What’s your shoe size? 11.
171) What names have you picked out for your future children? none yet
172) Knock knock? o_O
173) Are you special? yea ima tard
174) If you had 3 bananas and 2 pears, how many plums would you have? 1.275
175) Have you ever done something really regrettable? yea
176) Ever done something terrible and not regretted it? yea
177) Do you feel like chicken tonight? na
178) In 50 words or less, write a story about your best friend, a dungeon and a pigeon. best friend went into a dungeon. a pigeon popped out, said boo and poked their eyes out. the end
179) Favorite feline species? tigers
180) Weirdest thing you love to eat and make your friends vomit? wendys french fries and frosty
181) What animal product wouldn’t you dare eat? deer
182) How would you like to see Barbara Streisand killed? na
183) Favorite part of the human body? eyes
184) What politician drowned off the coast of Portsea- a) Bill Clinton b) Harold Holt, or c) Pauline Hanson c.
185) What politician would you like to see drowned?
186) What musical instrument do you play, if any? piano, violin, wanna learn guitar
187) Favorite song to play on this instrument? cant play any
188) Favorite stuff to spread on toast? butter
189) How do you like your coffee? a) White with 1 sugar b) Black with 0 sugar c) No I’m a tea drinker d) Other (please explain)….. d...none
190) How do you spend your Friday nights? at home
191) Favorite alcoholic drink? screwdriver
192) What are the contents in your refrigerator at the moment? nothing really
193) If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would you change? cant
194) Favorite sci-fi telly show/movie? always liked sea-quest
195) Favorite comedy? romy n michelles high school reunion
196) What country would you like to visit and why? austrailia.
197) Do you think Part 2 of the survey kicks Part 1’s ass? sure
198) Are you glad this is finished? eh
199) Final thoughts- eh
200) Time finished- 4:56am
PART 3 I know I know I’m sorry to torture you all again, but here is Part 3
201) If you were an electrical appliance, what would you be? microwave
202) Favorite packaged food? thats all i eat
203) Favorite nut? almond
204) What movie do you want to see at the moment? identity. but ceecee said nemo and cuddling so im there
205) What are the ugliest PJ’s you own? dun got pjs
206) Favorite scene from a movie? unno
207) Re-enact that scene- ull deal
208) Best thing to come out of the 1960’s? my parents lol
209) What’s the best thing since sliced bread? internet
210) What is your pet’s name? rocky *welsh corgi*, smokey *cat*, muffin *cat, holly *german shepard/husky mix* and her babies whenever they get here..and sunshine *bird*, guniea pig but doesnt have a name
211) What are you doing next week? nothing
212) Why? because i said so
213) Favorite toothpaste? colgate
214) Would you rather take a bullet for the Prime Minister, or a chocolate cake? unno
215) What would your James Bond character name be? unno
216) If your pet could talk, would they sound like? unno
217) How would you rather be immortalized - bronze statue, or action figure? neither
218) Would u rather be a zombie or a pencil sharpener? pencil sharpener
219) How did the giraffe get it’s name? thats how life is
220) What would you rather call it? unno
221) What is your favorite time of the day? nite
222) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? cant
223) Boxers, briefs or commando? boxers
224) What is on your bedroom walls? theyre purple..laugh all yall want but i aint had time to paint em yet
225) Favorite sound? tornado siren
226) If you could have a tattoo, where would it be? unno where.
227) What would the tattoo be of? shark with a hockey stick or puck
228) What makes your parent embarrassing? they dress but hush hush
229) Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? na
230) Do you have any nicknames? (Please list)- too many to name
231) How many F's in Hydrocarbonate tetrasulphate if u spelled it in Egyptian? 4
232) Have you been to the snow? yea
233) Have you written your name in the snow? yea
234) Have you met anyone famous? yea
235) Worst disaster while cooking? everyime i cook its a disaster
236) What is the best feeling in the world? bein in love
237) What is the worst feeling in the world? losing someone you love
238) Most creative expletive- wha?
239) What is your zodiac sign? capricorn
240) Have you ever visited a psychic/medium/clairvoyant? na
241) In a moment of madness, you committed a crime. What crime would you most likely commit? suicide
242) What makes you stand out in a crowd? not sure. gotta ask friends
243) Favorite smell? quaker oats
244) What’s on your umbrella? dun got one
245) Worst movie you’ve ever seen? i like all movies
246) Favorite book? lord of the rings
247) What floats well in water? foam
248) What was the worst day of your life? everyday
249) If you had an extra set of eyes, where would you put them? why would i need em
250) Who do you confide in? ceecee
251) Have you ever been really terrified? Why? always
252) How would you melt the heart of someone you like? unno
253) Who’s heart would you melt? unno
254) What is the best way to a man’s heart- A) Through his stomach B) Through his pants C) Other (please specify) n/a
255) What is the best way to a woman’s heart- A) Shower her with jewelry, flowers and chocolates B) Through your wallet C) Other (please specify) c
256) What really irritates you? mindgames
257) One word to describe yourself- tard
258) What kind of car would you steal (or buy if you’re a rich decent citizen)? nissan xterra
259) Blood group- unno
260) Who was the worst teacher at your high school? they all hate my guts
261) What is your best feature? not sure
262) If a biographical movie were made about your life, what actor/actress would play you? not sure
263) Your in a boat out to sea, and in the distance you see what looks like someone drowning. On closer inspection you realize it’s your worst enemy. Do you- A) Help him/her B) Give them the finger, then help them C) Laugh sadistically, stall a few moments, then help them D) Laugh sadistically while rowing in the other direction C
264) What item in a shop you have seen that you really want and have been saving up for it for ages? another ps2
265) When and why was the last time you bled? not sure
266) Favorite cheese? american
267) What would you want people to say in your eulogy at your funeral? whatever they want
268) If you were to become famous for inventing something, what would be your newly found invention? smellavision
269) What song brings back memories? alot
270) What’s the biggest secret you’ve kept from your parents? if i told then itd not be a secret
271) Where were you on September 11 2001? was in bed, suppose to be at school tho. thought it was a dream
272) Have you ever seen a ghost? thought i have but was told na
273) If a train left Melbourne at for Geelong at 2.30am, traveled at 94kph and stopped every 4.29 km, how fast could you get to Geelong by car? as fast as it can
274) Who is your hero? not sure
275) When lightning strikes the ocean, why don’t all the fish die? unno
276) What would you do if there were no such thing as consequences? id be a badddddd boy
277) Have you ever asked a question that’s already been asked? yea
278) Are you allergic to anything? yea
279) What food are you craving right now? mcdonalds
280) If you were born as the opposite sex, what would your name have been? not sure
281) Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be the opposite sex? na
282) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? no
283) Would you like to be cloned? world couldnt handle 2 of me
284) Would you like to be around when the world was ending? yea
285) If you were an action hero in a movie, what would your trademark saying be? unno
286) What would your character name be? unno
287) If you could invite 5 people, past or present, to a dinner party who would you invite? who has dinner parties..its 2005 my god.
288) What would you serve? food
289) If you could be invisible for a day, what would you do? see wha people say behind my back
290) Which one of your friends do you think will get married first? unno
291) How do you like your eggs in the morning? unno wha its called
292) Favorite cereal? captn crunch
293) Favorite medication? adderalllllllll
294) What is the first thing you wash when you’re in the shower? hair
295) Which sense couldn’t you live without? Why? sight. just the thought of it would drive me nuts. would never getta see anything
296) If you could change something you did in the last 24 hours, what would it be and why? cryin as much as i have
297) Do they re-use body bags? Or do they throw them away and get new ones? The people using them wouldn’t care anyway? i guess burn em and get new ones
298) What are you going to do when this survey is finished? get food
299) Which character from FRIENDS is most like you? chandler. i repell women
300) Part 3 is over- want to kill Enj now? who?
PART 4 Just when you thought you got rid of me……
301) When was the last time you dug a hole? when we put the deck in last year
302) What did you put in it? posts
303) If you got air freshener in you eyes, would you- A) Rinse them with water B) Call the Poisons Information Center, or C) Run around in circles screaming blindly A
304) Favorite Harry Potter book? none..i like the movies tho
305) Favorite character from any book? ron
306) How long is a piece of string? 8 inches
307) Have you ever used an object for uses which were not intended? yea
308) What chemical element was used to kill that big ugly blob thingy in Evolution? (You get a Mars Bar if it’s right) unno
309) 4+04367= dun like math
310) What is the most amount of money you’ve ever gambled? couple hundred
311) What is the most amount of money you’ve ever spent? alot
312) What did you spend it on? truck
313) If your life were a movie what would you call it? unno
314) Finish these sentences- When it comes to relationships I am ...... horrible
315) When it comes to awkward silences I…… get nervous
316) Do you believe in God? unno
317) Are you a lefty, a righty, or ambidextrous? lefty for the most part
318) Which of your friends would most likely be an alien? katie
319) What is the kinkiest place you have/would like to have sex in? cant say
320) You’re cornered in an alley. Do you- A) Grab your pepper spray and blind your attacker B) Kick him in the crown jewels C) Succumb to his demands D) Scream E) Smash him over the head with a rock F) Other…. b
321) Have you ever been on radio/television/newspaper/magazine? yea
322) Favorite soup? chicken noodle
323) Which of the following career paths would you most likely follow- A) Stripper B) FBI agent C) Businessman/woman D) Artist/Designer E) OTHER (Please specify) A
324) Why do birds bob their heads when they walk? unno
325) What is Pythagoras’s theorem? A squared + B squared = C cubed
326) What’s your favorite kind of jellybean? lime
327) Do you like feet? lol unno
328) Do you know anyone named George? yea
329) How many times a week do you use a blender? unno how
330) What is the last thing you cooked/made to eat? easy mac the other day
331) What color is your room? yes laugh again..pink and purple n white
332) If you had to cook the turkey for Christmas, would you- A) Jam it in the oven B) Jam it in the microwave C) Spit roast D) Set it on fire E) Other.....B
333) How do you like your eggs? unno
334) Favorite superhero? batman
335) Favorite month of the year? January
336) Are you a dangler or a jiggler (As in teabags…….ahem)? neither
337) Do you watch Crossing Over? use to but it was cause i lived with my mom
338) What do you think about John Edwards ‘abilities’? hes nuts
339) Favorite font? comic sans
340) What do you like about Christmas? food
341) What’s the coolest cartoon animal? nemo
342) Have you ever claimed a fart? i dun fart
343) Do you believe in aliens, ghosts or Bigfoot? eh
344) Do you suspect one of your friends to be an alien? prolly
345) Favorite television channel? fox
346) Why do you like this channel? king of the hill, jerry springer, cops, friends, will and grace
347) Have you any scars, if so how did you get them? got alot
348) What is the funniest stunt you’ve pulled and got paid for it? no comment
349) Are you involved in- A) Feminism B) Fascism C) Racism D) Sexism E) Cannibalism F) Other
350) What is the perfect size for a woman’s jug? lol unno
351) If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? unno
352) What is the most bizarre question you have been asked? unno
353) What color describes your personality best and why this color? unno
354) If there was an instruction manual for life, what would you include in it? i unno
355) Which is more important- actual experiences or the memory of the experiences? memory of em
356) When making a telephone call, do you rehearse what you’re going to say beforehand? yea
357) If you went to a friends for a dinner party, and there was a bug in her salad, would you- A) Eat it and pretend not to notice B) Remove it without her noticing C) Tell her D) Scream and run out of the house B
358) What is your least favorite natural disaster? floods
359) Which is you favorite part of the pie- the crust or filling? filling
360) What’s your favorite type of pie? pumpkin
361) What sound or noise annoys you the most? people
362) Rate your sex drive on a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being a rabbit, 1 being Margaret Thatcher)- 10 of course
363) How much does your parent(s) know about your life? they find out one way or another
364) Say one nice thing about the author of this survey- its cee ceeeeeeeee...shes the best
365) Ok, two nice things- and shes beautiful
366) Now say something nice about yourself- i am me
367) If your pet venomous reptile caused you an amputation (finger, hand, etc), would you still keep it? yea
368) Which sense would you give up- sight, smell, hearing, taste or touch? taste
369) Would sense would you like to be heightened? touch
370) What car do you drive? 04 denali and 91 explorer
371) Favorite computer game? black hawk down
372) Favorite movie character? dory
373) Most hated singer? eminem
374) Sing one line from one of their songs- no thanks
375) Who is the person who hangs around your group of friends but none of you like him/her? unno
376) How many electrical outlets are there in your house? lots
377) Why can’t Mr Fork and Mr Electrical Outlet be friends? theyre both male
378) Favorite flower- unno
379) What is the perfect length for a man’s pantsnake?? im content with mine
380) Favorite sound effect? accents
381) Do you prefer a year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship? friendship
382) Do you like the number 382? eh
383) What item would you like in that amount? days in love
384) What’s on your calendar? women soccer team o_O
385) Name something that comes in a pack of three- half a six pack
386) What are you thinking about right now? how much i wanna talk to ceecee
387) Where would you like to travel to? everywhere
388) Can I help you? no thanks
389) Which do you prefer- Heinz canned Spaghetti or Baked Beans? spaghetti
390) What is the average number of stripes on an zebra? 56
391) What’s the weight of the largest pumpkin ever grown? 435 lbs
392) Are you glad there are only 7 questions left? eh
393) What was your favorite question in this part? unno
394) Will you do a favor and visit http://. ? ,,,
395) What color is a stop sign? red and white
396) What is the longest amount of time you have been awake? longggg time
397) Favorite chicken dish? chicken stuff my mom and dad both make
398) Have you ever abused a pizza delivery man? na
399) Have you ever eaten yellow snow? na
400) What did you get up to last night? i woke up to myself