Movie Remake Masterlist M-R
I'm doing this because people often delete their journal and we're left with nothing. This primarily for my convenience, and yours if you happen to come across it.
I don't actively seek out stories (if I see it I'll add it) or check if stories have been deleted. Please feel free to comment with any stories I've missed or if there's a mistake here.
I'm not adding anything from j2_everafter anymore (02/09/2011), also dc_everafter, the stuff that's already on here will stay but I'm not adding anything new. Please see those comm's for any (new or old) Disney movie remakes that are not listed here.
The list has been alphabetized by movie.
A-F l G-L l M-R l S-Z
Mail to the Chief
Everybody Lies (On The Internet) by nachekana
Jared/Jensen l PG-13 l 13,200 words
In order to restore the public's trust in him and his politics, Governor Ackles has to look for help on the Internet. But help might not be the only thing he'll find…
The Maltese Falcon
The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of by firstgold
Dean, Sam, and others l PG l 3,406 words l F-Locked
Back in 1835, when Halley's Comet was overhead, same night those men died at the Alamo, they say Samuel Colt made a gun -- a special gun. He made it for a hunter.
Mamma Mia!
Mamma Mia! by transfixeddream
Jared/Jensen l NC-17 l 31,104 words
In 1988, Jared Padalecki has a summer romance with three men, resulting in a pregnancy. Fastforward twenty-one years, that baby, now a young bride-to-be, invites the three men to her wedding in hopes of discovering who her father is, a question Jared refuses to answer.
Man In the Moon
Spirit and Soul by my_sam_dean
Sam/Dean l R l 10,000+ words
Sam Harvelle is quiet and takes care of his little sisters. Dean's family moves in next door and Sam finds a friend. Sam's distant father pushes Sam toward Dean and then disowns him when they're together.
Mary Poppins
Practically Perfect in Every Way by atimi
Jared/Jensen l PG-13 l 13,000 words
Banker!Jared employs Jensen as a dog-sitter. He then fears for the safety of the world.
Mean Girls
Cold, Hard, Shiny Plastic by steph_hime
Jared/Chad leading to Jared/Jensen l PG-13 l 7,558 words
Mean Boys: Long Live the Queen by phaballa
Jensen/Chris, Jensen/football players, Jensen/Jared l Adult l 4,500+ words
Boys who are girls who like boys who like boys who are girls.
Monsters, Inc.
Put that Thing Back Where It Came From (or so help me) by vorpalblades
Jared/Jensen l NC-17 l 10,275 words
Like practically everyone else in the world, Jared had a point in his life when he was convinced there was a monster living somewhere in his room.
and behind this door... by indysaur
Jared/Jensen l PG-13 l 21,125 words
A love story based on Pixar's Monsters Inc., in which, as the inestimable Spice Girls would put it, two become one.
The Mighty Ducks
Just What I Needed by bonspiel
Jared/Jensen l PG-13 l 5,000 words
Ever since a career-ending injury had forced his retirement, ex-NHL player Jared Padalecki had been marking time. Bored with his new life, Jared accepts an offer to coach a rec league game for charity, and meets a green-eyed goalie who will change his life forever.
Miss Congeniality
As Long As You Smile by loony_moony
Jared/Jensen, semi-Tom/Mike | NC-17 | 19,005 words
Jensen would not wear bananas on his head, so Jared makes him a gay beauty queen.
Miss(ter) Congeniality by ras_elased
Jared/Jensen | NC-17 | 23,000 words
So they're not called pageants, they're called "scholarship programs." After a coalition of fraternities sued the government for equal rights, stating it wasn't fair that pretty girls got to go to college based on their looks without the same benefit for boys, the pageant company was forced to open an 'equal opportunity' all-male pageant. But the backlash was fierce, and now the pageant is receiving threatening letters. They call in the FBI for help, and after assessing the situation, they assign Agent Ackles to go undercover as a pageant contestant. He is less than thrilled with his assignment. Former male model Jared gets hired as the pageant consultant charged with the difficult task of transforming Jensen from rough-around-the-edges FBI agent to GQ coverboy. Between the pampering and strutting and arguing and trying to find a place to conceal his weapon during the swimsuit competition, Jensen starts to realize that they make a good team, and maybe more.
Mr. Congeniality by rivers_bend & dreamlittleyo
Sam/Dean l Adult l 20,000 words
When Ash points Sam and Dean in the direction of a new case, they have to go undercover in an all-male beauty pageant in order to find who or what is bent on destroying it.
Real Men Do It In Drag by 1ightning
Sam/Dean l R l 3,600 words
Dean never thought he would enter a beauty pageant; Sam never thought he would see his brother in a dress. There’s a first time for everything, right?
Moulin Rouge
Crescent City Nights by nyoka
Jared/Jensen l NC-17 l WIP
There is a place where all stories, even love stories, are sung aloud. Where thick harmonies drip into cracked, weeded sidewalks, sink down into the sandy soils of floating wetlands. The songs nourish the fertile soil, the soil’s crops feed the hungry people, and the people give birth to the wild ones.
The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn by zephyrocity
Jared/Jensen (with Jensen/OMC, Chad/Sophia, and Tom/Mike) l R l 53,862 words
When his best friend promises Hollywood fame and fortune, aspiring writer Jared Padalecki moves from the comfort of his home in San Antonio to the dark streets of Los Angeles. Outfitted only with his brother's hand-me-down laptop and the '99 edition of Microsoft Word, Jared finds himself sorely unprepared for his new life. But with a movie to write and a crew of crazy new friends relying on him, including the gorgeous and mysterious Jensen Ackles, he has no choice but to go along for the ride.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Happy Endings [Are Just Stories That Haven't Finished Yet] by kelleigh
Jared/Jensen l Adult l 1,500+ words
Imagine, if you will, a J-squared version of Mr. & Mrs. Smith. I didn't write that. I only wrote the epilogue.
The Deadly Marriage Of Mr and Mr Padalecki by loverstar & deesebethen
Jared/Jensen l PG-13 l 14,300 Words
The Mudge Boy
That Padalecki Kid by apostrophee
Jared/Jensen l Strong R l 13,130 words
Lonely, isolated and feeling three kinds of awkward and shy, Jared Padalecki has a secret. A secret that Jensen Ackles subconsciously preys upon.
The Mummy
The Mummy by annella
Jared/Jensen l NC-17 l 18,000 Words
It was supposed to be an easy treasure hunt in the desert, but now Jared's got a four-thousand-year-old undead mummy who thinks Jared is his dead girlfriend to deal with. Also featuring Jensen as the rugged adventurer and Chad as the comic relief.
The Mummy by mystik_ivanow
Sam/Dean l Unknown l WIP
Must Love Dogs
How Jared Met Jensen: A Love Story in the Key of D (For Dog) by thrdstrike & burnfor
Jared/Jensen | NC-17 | 14,200 words
It's been three years since Jared and Sandy got divorced, and Jared's sister and brother think that it's time he meets someone new. Nobody said that it would be easy.
My Best Friend's Wedding
All We Can Do Is Keep Breathing by enablelove
Jared/Jensen, Jensen/Danneel, Jared/OMC l PG-13 l 5,411 words
Jensen, Jared’s best friend, is getting married, and Jared doesn’t think he’s ready for that. What is he willing to go through to make Jensen his?
Natural Born Killers
Natural Born Hunters by hugemind
Sam/Dean, brief Sam/OMC, and non-explicit mention of John/Dean l NC-17 l 23,800 words
After Mary's death, John hunted and drowned his sorrows in alcohol, his boys a painful reminder of her. One day, his boys take over the family business. They're natural born hunters, dangerous and deadly when facing evil creatures, but psychopaths in the eyes of the world.
Newsies
Seize the Day by alasse
Jared/Jensen l R l 23,000 Words
AU. It’s New York City, 1899. Jared is the leader of a bunch of penniless newsboys, and he meets Jensen when the latter has to start working as a newsie to help his family. Sparks fly between the two, and soon, circumstances force them to work together in something much greater than just selling papers.
Nick And Norah’s Infinite Playlist
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist by shannon_doll
Jared/Jensen l PG13 l 21,300 words
The No Kiss List was first created as the ‘Jared-don’t-you-dare-crush-on-Adam Emerson-that-kid-broke-my-nose-in-third-grade-and-therefore-is-off-limits List.’ The list has of course been added to ever since then. And just because Jensen says he’s straight, Jared can still dream of their future together, can’t he? Though when supposedly straight Jensen is found kissing Jared’s boyfriends, their friendship crumbles apart. Four years later they’re reunited at a nightclub on Ludlow’s street. Jared’s in the need of a 5-minute boyfriend, and Jensen happens to be that guy.
The Night We Never Met
If You Care To Stay by hkath
Jared/Jensen, Chad/Sophia, Jensen/Misha l NC-17 l 14,000 words
Jensen's got a thing for his roommate... he just doesn't know which roommate.
The Nightmare Before Christmas
I Am the "Who" When You Call "Who's There?" by queenklu
Jared/Jensen l NC-17 l 21,745 words
The Notebook
The Lighthouse by cfriskney
Jared/Jensen | NC-17 | 22,456 words
In 1960 Jensen Ackles knew two things. One he didn't want to go to UT and two he was falling in love with the wrong boy. In 2010 Jared Padalecki has a story to tell. Will Jensen be able to realize that it's the story of us?
Notting Hill
Starstruck by pandarus
Jared/Jensen l NC-17 l 42,000 Words
A J2 movie AU based on 'Notting Hill', examining the intersection between reality and celebrity and featuring misunderstandings, secrets, lies, twists, turns, comic books, Shakespeare, Japanese-Ethiopian fusion cuisine, a lesbian wedding, several fabulous movies that really should exist, heartache, tequila, some exceptionally awful blind dates, hot boy-on-boy sex, and true love.
That'll Give You Bees by annella
Jared/Jensen, Jensen/Danneel (past), Jensen/Tom (past) | NC-17 | 18,515 words
Jensen is a hot-shot Hollywood actor, and Jared owns a pet shop in San Antonio. What happens when two completely different worlds literally collide?
Obsessed
Mine by lady_fetish
Jared/Jensen l NC-17 l Multi-chap
Happily married to his ex co-star years after Supernatural has ended, Jared Padalecki-Ackles is the recipient of the unwanted attentions of one of the girls they use to work with on the show.
Ocean's 11
Shark Bait by blinddreamer
Jared/Jensen, plus Jeff l PG l 2,750 words
Baiting, biting, and trickery. Jared’s a casino bartender, Jensen’s his favorite customer, and Jeff’s just up to something.
Only You
And You Alone by rhythmsextion
Jared/Jensen l R l 23,000 words
After a compelling run-in with a Ouija board at age thirteen and a fortune teller two years later, Jared's been a somewhat reluctant believer in destiny. So, when he receives a phone call from his supposed soulmate days before proposing to his longtime girlfriend, he flies off to Colorado to find her, best friend in tow. But, will Jared find that his future is truly written in the stars? Or is his fate in his own hands?
The Other Side of Heaven
Niuatoputapu by i_o_r_h_a_e_l
Jared/Jensen l PG-13 l 10-20k words
Set in the 1950s. Jensen is a missionary sent to Niuatoputapu, one of the most remote islands of the Tongan Islands. He gets a companion, Lecki, a construction worker who becomes the only white guy besides Jensen on the island. Leaving a fiancée back home, Jensen soon finds out that the news of her marrying another man is the least thing he should worry about.
Overboard
The Second Man by albeitslowly
Jared/Jensen | NC-17 | 86,022 words
Jared's wealthy and wound too tight, and his parents seem intent on keeping him that way. Jensen's the oldest of four unruly siblings who lost their parents four years ago. Things keep slipping through his fingers no matter how hard he works to keep them together. When Jared's parents manage to ruin the last thing that Jensen has for himself, right before their son washes up on the beach with amnesia, Jensen's lifelong friend and Bear Creek town Sheriff, Christian Kane, takes it upon himself to get some payback. Jensen's sure he's not gay, and Jared's sure he's never lived at the end of Ackles Rd, but somehow their made up life together makes more sense than their actual lives apart.
Peter Pan
Neverwood by frostian
Jared/Jensen, former Jared/JDM l R l 51,000 words
Aiden Thomas Padalecki is violently and mysteriously kidnapped, leaving behind distraught parents who have no idea why their only child was taken. After months of futile investigation, the frantic father witnesses the slow but inevitable decline in the search of his only child. Half mad with grief, Jared goes to an island off the coast of Washington, holding the last clue that may help him find his son. But it is all a trap, and there’s someone crouching, waiting for him to pay back for sins not of his making.
Pillow Talk
Tawdry by texankate
Jared/Jensen, Tom/Mike , Chris /Steve Jared/Others l R l 14,300
A parody/take-off on the movie "Pillow Talk". "Up and coming interior designer Jensen has to share a phone line with party-boy Jared. Hijinks ensue."
Playing By Heart
Talking About Love Is Like Dancing About Architecture by crackedbuthappy
Jared/Jensen, Steve/Chris, Chad/Sandy, Chad/Sophia, Tom/Mike | Adult | 22,800 words
A trio of friends encounter unlikely, unwanted, and unusual love with cowboy hats, martinis, and a whole lot of wit.
Pinocchio
Breathe Life Into You by mobiusklein
Jared/Jensen l PG l 6314 words
The Jensen Model by timewillbe
Jared/Jensen l NC-17 l 12,000 words
Wherein Jeffrey is an artist, Jared is mysterious, Jensen is a blow-up doll and Michael Rosenbaum is Jiminy Cricket. The classic, childhood tale of Pinocchio completely and utterly ruined.
Pirates of the Caribbean
Born Upon the Tide by neros_violin
Jared/Jensen l R l 11,900 words
Pirates, kidnapping, and a case of mistaken identity separate Jared and Jensen. But neither of them intends to go down without a fight.
Practical Magic
Practically Magic by lasvegas_lights
Jared/Jensen l NC-17 l Multi-chapter
Jared moves away from home and ends up living in a small town with his best friend Sandy. He quickly falls for the guy that everyone's talking about, but what's his secret?
Under Your Spell by itsthedetails
Jared/Jensen, Jensen/Chris Kane | NC-17 | 9,813 words
Jensen never wanted to fall in love, but now all he wants is to share his life with someone who loves him.
Pretty In Pink
Pretty In Pink by house_of_lantis
Jensen/Jared l R l 19,000 words
High school senior Jared Padalecki has two loves - acting and Jensen Ackles. But Jensen is the most popular boy in school and he’s part of the richies crowd. In the battle of the haves and the have-nots, can Jared and Jensen weather their growing attraction through their last months of high school or will peer pressure break them apart?
Pretty Woman
It's In His Kiss by munibunny
Jared/Jensen | NC-17 | 28,000 words
When Jensen Ackles finds himself lost on Hollywood Boulevard, he never imagined his life would be turned around by a sweet but down on his luck hooker named Jared Padalecki.
Pride & Prejudice
Chasing the Morning Light by camellia_bloom
Jensen/Jared l NC-17 l WIP
Miranda Bennet has five sons whom she wishes to be wedded to England’s wealthy to save their family from destitution when her husband dies. She catches wind of the arrival of Jensen Ross Darcy and his company of rich friends at the Netherfield summer villa and plans to have an advantageous marriage between Eric Bingley and any of her children. Her headstrong son Jared does not believe that marriage is something that should not be imposed on an unwilling individual, and his beliefs are strengthened after his meeting with the snobbish Jensen who finds himself profoundly attracted to Jared.
you finally find (you and i collide) by alasse
Jared/Jensen l PG-13 l 3,300 Words
AU. When he first met Jensen Ackles, Jared hated him on sight, due to unfortunate first impressions, overheard words and an insidious acquaintance. But when Jared’s sister faces a serious disease and unexpected help arrives, Jared is forced to realize just how very wrong he was about Jensen.
The Princess Diaries
Last To Know by lavendergaia
Jared/Jensen l PG-13 l 25,000 Words
When Jared Padalecki finds out he's a prince, his whole world turns upside down.
Right Where I Belong by poor_choices
Jared/Jensen l NC-17 l Multi-chapter
Prom Night: The Marc Hall Story
No Exceptions by trinipedia & blueeyedliz
Jared/Jensen l NC-17 l Multi-chapter
In 1990’s Vancouver, Jared Padalecki sends ripples through Canada’s media when he attempts to take his boyfriend, Jensen Ackles, to his Catholic high school prom. This is one teenager’s tale of love versus prejudice and all the obstacles faced along the way.
The Proposal
Just Two People Who Weren’t Meant To Fall In Love by ash_mcc
Jared/Jensen, past Jensen/Chris l PGish l WIP
Jared Padalecki has been working for the executive editor-in-chief at Colden’s Books, Jensen Ackles, for the last three years. He’s been working as Jensen’s assistant, despite all the difficulties, in hopes to becoming an editor himself...or even better, getting one of his novels published. But what happens when Jensen blackmails Jared into marrying him in order to stay in the country?
PS I Love You
PS I Love You by pheebs1
Sam/Dean | R | one part
Sam gets letters from Dean, instructing him to do things.
Pump Up the Volume
Big Damn Anti-Hero by alasse
Jared/Jensen l PG-13 l 1,900 Words
AU. Jensen is a dirty-mouthed undercover podcaster by night and a shy friendless loner by day. Jared is the quirky cool kid who discovers his secret.
Quills
Encyclopedia of Perversions by antarshakes
Jared/Jensen, Jared/Jeffrey, Jared/The World l 22,800 words
Young Jared was sent to the Queensgarden Asylum for his perverted books: wicked tales of the sin of the flesh, sodomy and tales of the most sordid forms of coupling. Abbé Jensen thinks Jared is merely misunderstood, but underestimates the effects of Jared’s work and Jared himself.
Ratatouille
Garlic & Butter by frostian
Jared/Jensen l R l Multi-chapter
Jared was born with many gifts, but only one will give him the courage to take a stand for himself, and create magic out of the most humblest of things. Adapted from Ratatouille.
Remember the Titans
The Blount Rule by ebcdic
Jared/Jensen l R l 4,025 words
Jensen Ackles plans to get the heck out of dodge and the perfect Christian life his dad has all mapped out for him by taking his rightful spot on the Varsity football team. He's going to get scouted and get a scholarship someplace other than Bible College. It's pretty much foolproof until his school gets merged with another. Suddenly he's competing with Jared Padalecki, the out and proud all-star from a rival high school just to keep his spot on the team, not to mention having to come face-to-face with his own secrets.
The Rescuers
We'll Paint The Grey Clouds (With Pretty Rainbow Hues) by lazy_daze
Jared/Jensen l PG-13 l 29,200 words
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Resident Evil: Supernatural by coomasieblue
Sam, Dean l Unrated l 4,000 words
An AU version of 'All Hell Breaks Loose' part 1, Resident Evil style.
Return To Me
A Tiny Piece of You by crackedbuthappy
Jared/Jensen l R l 15,000 words
When tragedy cuts Jared's perfect life short, he’s left scarred, alone and unfulfilled. Then, Jensen walks into his bar, bringing exactly what Jared needs and a secret that could tear them apart.
This Fragile Heart by agt_spooky
Jensen/Jared, brief Jensen/OMC | NC-17 | 15,544 words
Road House
Harvelle's Road House by halcyon_shift
Sam, Dean, Ellen, Jo, Jim, Gordon ... and more. No pairings, although mentions Sam/Jess l PG l 14,770 words
This story appears to be f-locked.
Robin Hood
Every town has its ups and downs by beckaandzac
Jared/Jensen l NC-17 l 8,400 words
Ever since Deputy Mayor Prince took control of Nottingham's municipal government, things have been looking worse for the residents of the Sherwood Towers project, and for city employee Jensen, whose conscience dictates he should do something to help. Activist Jared helps him figure out what that is.
If We Weren't So Down (We'd Up And Leave) by kellifer_fic
Jared/Jensen l Unrated l 5,907 words
Men in Tights by farleigh
Jensen/Jared | R | Multi-chap
To raise money for an African children's charity a producer decides he wants to make an all star film. Approached by the producer the CW decides it wants some of its actors to help the cause. Hilarity and insanity persues.
Sherwood by crackedbuthappy
Jared/Jensen | NC-17 | 73,000 words
Jensen is not spontaneous. He does not break the rules. He is the perfect example of a good son and well behaving royalty. His cousin, however, is not. When she declared she’s running away because of an unexpected engagement, Jensen followed her to keep her safe. On their journey to find her true love and their joint freedom, they’re kidnapped by the renowned Sherwood Gang of Robin Hood fame. After Robin’s death, the torch was passed onto Jared, the son of Little John. Jensen expected to find a brute criminal in the leader of the Gang, instead of he discovered a hopeless romantic who agreed to aid the royal pair in their quest. Though their relationship begins as tumultuous, Jared and Jensen formed a tentative relationship that blossomed in the Sherwood Forest.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Supernatural, Double Feature (The Winchester Horror Picture Show) by regala_electra & ignited
Sam/Dean, Sam/Frank, Dean/Frank, Sam/Columbia l NC-17 l 15,000 words
A Supernatural remake/remix of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. "This is a record of how these boys were laid astray. How they’re still screwing to this day."
Rollerball
Rollerball by ladyjanelly
Jared/Jensen l NC-17 l 10,202 words
The Rookie
The War Criminal by unreckless
Jared/Jensen l PG-13 l 16,000 words
Baseball doesn’t care about your broken heart. Hell, baseball probably broke it. Ten years after washing out of professional baseball with injuries, Jared gets another chance at chasing his old dreams
Runaway Bride
Project Runaway by emerald_angel9
Jensen/Jared (initially Jensen/Danneel, but NO het) | NC-17 | 50,000 words l F-locked
Jared's a journalist who goes to a tiny Texas town to cover Jensen and Danneel's wedding. If there is a wedding, since Danneel has left three men at the altar so far. Will she or won't she go through with it when Jensen's the groom? And what happens when Jared discovers that Danneel's been hiding a shocking secret?