Летайте самолетами Southwest
По пути из Сан Франциско попалась мне смешливая стюардесса-мулатка, весь полет она отпускала в микрофон шуточки, а самолет умирал со смеху, некоторые мне удалось записать:
~There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 6 ways out of this airplane, so if you don't like our service you can take one of them at any time.
~We're clear for departure, so you have no choice but enjoy your flight.
~If you wish to smoke, the smoking section of this airplane is on the wing and if you can
light'em, you can smoke'em.
~We're leaving a few minutes early, but since we have a woman behind the wheel, we may be 30 min late after all.
~Thank you for flying Southwest. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.
~As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.
~There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 6 ways out of this airplane, so if you don't like our service you can take one of them at any time.
~We're clear for departure, so you have no choice but enjoy your flight.
~If you wish to smoke, the smoking section of this airplane is on the wing and if you can
light'em, you can smoke'em.
~We're leaving a few minutes early, but since we have a woman behind the wheel, we may be 30 min late after all.
~Thank you for flying Southwest. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.
~As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.