*ducks* That was frozen urine!! now thats just wrong!
*gets out of sleigh* Is this sleigh getting smaller..? damn water retention!! HOO HOO *gets slapped* whaatt noo I didnt call you a hoo jeez!!! Hoo HOo chumlets!! Its been a while I know! but christmas is a busy time of year for a santa like me! Theres all the christmas shopping I have to think about doin! Then theres all the decorations I need to think about putting up! I need thinking time for myself gawd dammit! EeEe its not long till christmas, cant wait I feel well christmasy *dances in a christmas elf fashion* and down Hamilton there is a weee market thing! I havn't been its prolly full of jipseys tramps and theives! gipseys selling of course thieves stealing the stuff the gipseys are selling and a few random tramps becoz well it's Hamilton! *ducks from buckfast tonic bottle* I'v not been up to much actually am in the house myself the now and I'm scared!! I get scaarred its like every noise!! ohh kitty you scared me...*jumps* ohh horsey you scared me *jumps again* oOh mr killer you scared me too! *scratches head* waaaaiiiit a minute!!! I dont have a cat!!!! or a horse for that matter!!! hey mr killler did you bring these animals with you!? OOoh its meant to snow soon yaaass!! I love the snow! apart from when your at skool and its like a snowball war zone *ducks and roolls* awwoo that hit me in the eye u bastard that wasnt a snowball thats an ice ball...a..yellow...iceball *is hit on head*...sorry *walks on*! yeah so its great apart from that! and well..the slippyness *falls* hmmm sore *pops hip back in* thats the 5th time this week *rips union jack dress at ass* noot again ginger spice is gonna kill me! Lack of money is annoyin me I am in a COINflict with my bank card which is going to melt or crawl away *gets net ready*!! I will be making christmas presents for ppl! Here you are...! a lid off a box..thanks..! NOo its a shelf..for really light objects clearly!!! Anyway I am going to go I have a merry christmas english nab 2moro thanks couldnt have asked for a better gift! *waves candy cane* HooOOo HOOo tilll next sunday friends! *flys away in slegh...stallls..* dammmit! XxXxXx