Lighter Fluid is Cheating and I Don't Give a Fuck
I just got back from camping. An entire weekend in the woods with two sailors. They can be very annoying sometimes. "God dammit stop trying to get in my pants!" I dunno how many times I said or thought that. Now all my clothes are dirty again and I'm doing laundry. Again. And I'm wearing dirty pants because they are the cleanest and I can't walk around pantsless. Also, my shoes are wet.
I got trashed and threw up friday night. That's the great thing about camping. You can't just roll over, vomit, and roll back over and pass out again when you're inside. That's not polite. But when you're outside that is perfectly fine behavior as long as you don't get any in the tent, fire, or someone else's sleeping bag.
I got trashed and threw up friday night. That's the great thing about camping. You can't just roll over, vomit, and roll back over and pass out again when you're inside. That's not polite. But when you're outside that is perfectly fine behavior as long as you don't get any in the tent, fire, or someone else's sleeping bag.