Random rambling while wait my laundry to dry

[krispy7]

So today they had an E-3 and below meeting in one of the mags, which I should probably describe to you folks. The mags are places that you store bombs and you have to climb down these "scuttles" which are basically small holes in the deck with ladders, not unlike sewers (hence the Ninja Turtle thing). Anyway, so a magazine is basically a bomb proof box (which makes no sense as it is.. even more unnerving is that I work in these things on a regular basis). Bomb Proof... so it doesn't damage the ship... no one cares about the personell inside. They just kinda die. And it's hot down there. As in 90+. Anyway. So we're in the mag and all the first classes come down and babble on about respecting third classes and the chain of command and blah blah blah. Normally, when you're working down there, there is a third class and/or a second. They're "work center supervisors" so you're supposed to be nice to them. What ends up happening is you get used to their presence and they become just another person working with you (cept they don't really work... they supervise). Well we were down there today painting and getting all stoned off the fumes. And we're not supposed to be painting yet cuz we don't have our respirators but no one cares as long as the job gets done (and as long as no one important finds out). ANYWAY. Our third class is just kinda shootin the shit with us as we're idley painting. He says something that would normally offend any other female and I just kinda agree with him because I'm not a stuck up bitch like most of the females. There's a lot of tension between most of the males when it comes to females working with them because most girls in the Navy are lazy bitches that work in the office all day and get away with murder because no one wants to "offend" them. I, on the other hand, am gay and don't give a flying fuck if someone tells me to do something and doesn't say "please" and "thank you." I also have no problem with hearing them talk about how hot or ugly is and how they would or would not bang her. It wins me a lot of points. So after he makes this comment about... I don't remember what... he says "That's great! Patterson is one of the guys and Snider is one of the girls!" (Snider is my buddy who I'm going camping with). It was funny. And I thought I'd share that with you journal people because my laundry isn't dry yet.

Yay toast.