to the ex:

[kreeton]

not-so-dear austin's ex girlfriend:

stop with the messages. stop with all the schemes. it's obvious you want him back, and you're NOT FUCKING GETTING HIM.

so you text him to say, "hey how are you, how's your girlfriend?" YEAH FUCKING RIGHT!!! you might as well have worded it as, "hey what's up, so is your girlfriend dead yet??"

you had your chance

Comments

[heyyahunny]

It's because she's white trash, Kreeton. These people don't know any better, really - they're inbred. It's in their nature because their genes are messed up.

[kreeton]

yes, I know. she is very inferior to me.

despite that fact, though, she still deserves the asswhooping of her life. and I shall be the messenger to unleash this ungodly wrath upon her skankyass soul. ::cracks her knuckles::