to the ex:
not-so-dear austin's ex girlfriend:
stop with the messages. stop with all the schemes. it's obvious you want him back, and you're NOT FUCKING GETTING HIM.
so you text him to say, "hey how are you, how's your girlfriend?" YEAH FUCKING RIGHT!!! you might as well have worded it as, "hey what's up, so is your girlfriend dead yet??"
you had your chance, and you messed up. you broke his heart. and no matter what, no matter who you are, if you mess with austin and if you hurt him, I WILL FUCK YOU UP. no questions asked.
back the hell off. he doesn't want you. having problems with your boyfriend, are you? gee, I wonder why.... did he find out that you're a flaming BITCH who enjoys cheating on people and breaking their hearts and doing almost irreparable damage? I wouldn't be surprised!!
you have relationship issues, so you call MY boyfriend to complain about it. could you BE any more obvious?! it's not gonna work.
I may be in seattle now, but I'm coming back soon. it's not like I'm incapable of messing you the hell up if you don't quit this. my time in l.a. has taught me how to stand up for myself and the people I love... and it's taught me how to deal with people who try to mess with what isn't their business.
do yourself a favor and leave him alone, or you're answering to me.