Jun 21, 2004 15:49
1 Cup of Knowledge
with nothing more than a little sugar please
If people thought I knew what I was talking about
They would certainly respect me.
If I thought I knew what I was talking about
I would most definitely respect myself.
If I were intellectual people would surely think highly of me
But I don’t not got any of those things
If I am quite less talkative, people would think that I am reserved
If I put on a little weight they would think I am healthy
But I am so loud, I must be an animal
I am so thin, I must be sickly
I could speak the most perfect English, and no one would listen
I could speak no more and no one would notice me.
I could stuff my face and I will be called a pig
I could speak in double negatives and every one would hate me
But I don’t not got any of those things.