Valium-tines Dayquil

[kramer_on_fire]

In true Valentines Day Singles Awareness Day Chinese New Year fashion, I've come up with a silly emo analogy, one that I actually kind of like.

Loneliness = Black Hole in my chest
Love = Supernova in my chest

I hope to use the latter in something written.  Don't steal it!

In a hilarious conversation over dinner, Matt, Mac and I finalized the tracklist for our emo album:

01 - Stupid Tears of Black (Running Down My Stupid Face)
02 - Cracked and Bleeding (Like a Cracked Egg of Blood)
03 - (I Drowned in My Tears) Last Night
04 - I Broke Up (with My Heart)
05 - My Face is Wet (Because I'm Crying)
06 - The Desperation Song (Get on My Dick or I'll Cry)
07 - This is a Clusterfuck (Stop Reading My Diary)
08 - Love is Dumb (And So Are You)
09 - Virginal Love (Can I Put My Heart in Your Vagina?)
10 - (You Killed Everything Beautiful in this World) And I'm Still Here
11 - Am I Beautiful? (Fuck You, Bitch)
12 - The Desperation Song - Reprise (Get off My Dick, I'm Crying)
13 - Dark Darkness (Is Darker Without You)

Now we just have to write these songs.  Hooray misogyny!  (Hey, it worked for the Superbowl commercials.)