My Chinaman is better then your Chinaman!
My car sucks. It is a 1995 Ford Taurus GL. Its hunter green with a 3.0L v6. It has a bad transmission that only gives me first and second gear most of the time, and the lines are brittle and cracked so ATF sprays all over the place. I put about 3 liters in a week. It also has 4 bald tires. They all came from Don's auto for $15 a peice to replace my even more bald stock tires. Only one wheel has a whole hubcap. The back right wheel well is rusted out, and there's green spray paint on it. The muffler is broken and the pipes are cracked so exhaust pours out from all sides. It has nearly 100,000 miles on it as well. as for the interior, it has 4 different speakers all of varying quality and a 40w x 4amp alpine cd player from 100 years ago that skips at every bump. Everything is old and dirty looking, and stained. There is about 50 or so cigarette burns on the steats and floors. Everything is torn apart on the dash, the ash trey is sitting on the floor somewhere because I was too lazy to put it back together after installing the cd player. But, I love my Taurus. As soon as I get the transmission fixed it will be as good as new to me. The Taurus is so familiar, she's a lowrider (the driver seat is lowered because im tall). I'll drive that taurus 'til the chasis breaks in half.