I have way too much time on my hands
ARREST WARRENT
Last name: Eye
First name: Pop
Charges: Asaault and Battery-one Captain Bluto
Littering-spinach cans
Cruelty to animals-including, but not limited to octopi, giant squids, and various species of sharks
Disturbing the peace-blaring of loud music while ingesting spinach
Shoplifting-olive oil, and sweet peas
Destruction of Private Property-The ship of Captain Bluto
Illegal use of a corn cob pipe-as a welding torch
Poaching of swordfish-with his fists
Warning subject's freakish strength maybe due to ingestion of anabolic steroids, and Meth-amphetamines
exercise extreme caution in the apprehension of one Popeye
Last name: Eye
First name: Pop
Charges: Asaault and Battery-one Captain Bluto
Littering-spinach cans
Cruelty to animals-including, but not limited to octopi, giant squids, and various species of sharks
Disturbing the peace-blaring of loud music while ingesting spinach
Shoplifting-olive oil, and sweet peas
Destruction of Private Property-The ship of Captain Bluto
Illegal use of a corn cob pipe-as a welding torch
Poaching of swordfish-with his fists
Warning subject's freakish strength maybe due to ingestion of anabolic steroids, and Meth-amphetamines
exercise extreme caution in the apprehension of one Popeye