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Jun 04, 2011 10:32

[You know, there clearly was not enough going on already without Jack there to spice it up a bit. The captain was feeling a bit mischievous though, and was curious to see who or what he could get a rise out of. He had known there was a way to get the verbal function to work, and while he found a book that talks to be a tad bit on the creepy side of ( Read more... )

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[text] this should be fun >> thii2ii22tupiid June 4 2011, 20:16:24 UTC

rum?

[Audio] I <3 U * rolling* kptn_sparrow June 4 2011, 21:22:35 UTC

[He does not believe what he sees appear in reply.]

You do not know of RUM?

[He was still wet behind the ears when he both knew of it, and partook in it... ]

[text] thii2ii22tupiid June 4 2011, 21:25:26 UTC

no, we diidn't have anythiing wiith that name where ii come from.

[audio] kptn_sparrow June 4 2011, 21:48:39 UTC

Kill Devil? Barbados Water? Navy Neaters?

[text] 4 eva thii2ii22tupiid June 4 2011, 21:49:49 UTC

never heard of them.

[audio] yeeeah yeaaah... we knooow. >.> kptn_sparrow June 4 2011, 21:59:05 UTC

What? ...You... I even...

[Have a pause of disbelief Sollux.]

Well this affront against the natural order needs to be rectified immediately! There's a tower by the stables... I'll introduce Rum to yah.

[Yay! Drinking buddy! ]

i just got tired of writing that each time ;P thii2ii22tupiid June 4 2011, 22:00:51 UTC

uh...okay, where iin the tower?

We shall go to our resepective corners and hiss at each other now! kptn_sparrow June 4 2011, 22:12:40 UTC

It would be in the tavern portion of it? ... with tables and chairs?

[Jack hoped whoever was on the other end, understood that part at least. The places to rest your rump.... ]

thii2ii22tupiid June 4 2011, 22:15:29 UTC

alriight, ii gue22 ii'll 2ee you there.

*And so Sollux heads off to the booze-tower! He recognizes Jack's voice, so he knows who he's looking for.*

kptn_sparrow June 4 2011, 22:50:29 UTC

.... Yes!

[The pirate will be rather visible. He has a bottle of amber colored liquid, and two glasses sitting ready.

He would look the devil, if only he had horns, a tail and a bath. ]

thii2ii22tupiid June 4 2011, 22:55:07 UTC

*Sollux wouldn't recognize the devil, anyway, and thinks demons look quite different. Honestly, his culture has angels as bad guys in mythology, anyway. So Jack's appearance doesn't bother him at all (well, he's a bit wary of pirates in general since the people he knows who pretended to be pirates are bastards) and he just heads over to the man.*

Hey. Sup?

kptn_sparrow June 4 2011, 23:06:52 UTC

[He was a little surprised to see Sollux as the author of the curiosity. So many strange people. Perhaps the boy-thing really was as young as he looked? Jack was younger still when he started in on the drink though. ]

Here now. Have sit with me, and we'll start your introduction to the drink, shall we?

[He gestures to the seat next to him.]

thii2ii22tupiid June 4 2011, 23:17:38 UTC

Sure, whatever.

*He takes a seat, eying the drink. It doesn't look very impressive to him.*

kptn_sparrow June 5 2011, 03:19:07 UTC

[For Sollux's first rum beverage, it'll be straight, golden and so very smooth. It's on the opposite side of being rot-gut, it was the best bottle that Jack could find. So a little is missing from it.

He pours a half full glass for Sollux and a full one for himself. Later Sollux can learn the fine art that is bottle swigging. But a first glass should be special, or at least Jack will play it like it should be.]

I suggest the first taste, be quick like. Then when you're used to it, drink it how you want.

[He slides the drink over. It just looks like colored water!]

thii2ii22tupiid June 5 2011, 04:20:00 UTC

What's so special about this stuff that we need it anyway?

*He eyes the glass for two more seconds before picking it up. Doesn't seem like it could be anything too bad, so he takes a quick (large :|) swig...then promptly has a small coughing fit.*

Fuck! What the fuck is this shit?

backdated to day before the shiza hits the fan kptn_sparrow June 5 2011, 04:59:58 UTC

Believe me lad. You'll know why you'll be needing it soon.

[Jack smiles as Sollux downs quite a bit, and none-too-surprised by the reaction the boy-thing gets from it either. He pats Sollux heartily on the back.]

'S rum! Liquor! The stuff that Dionysus wish he had created. You'll get used to it lad, take another. Numb the mouth a bit first, else it gets harder the longer you wait, and you get that kind of a reaction everytime.

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