002 [Audio]
[You know, there clearly was not enough going on already without Jack there to spice it up a bit. The captain was feeling a bit mischievous though, and was curious to see who or what he could get a rise out of. He had known there was a way to get the verbal function to work, and while he found a book that talks to be a tad bit on the creepy side of things, it was very convenient not to have to write it all out. He didn't much care for writing anyways... ]
I would like to express my most deepest gratitudes to the people involved in the rescue of my person. While I have the upmost respects for those who have seen fit to rescue me from a fate unimaginable, there are a few, small , additional requests I would like to make for the benefit of all.
Firstly. More rum. There clearly isn't enough to last us a week let alone an unmentionable and unknowable amount of time. I fear we'll be bone dry and well on our way to unpleasantness without the benefits of rum. Ghastly. We wouldn't want that. It needs to be addressed immediately, with the greatest haste!
Secondly, more women. You can never have enough nubile female creatures available for wooing. They are a delight and a sight of beauty and one should not skimp on beautiful things. Though as an addendum to this, I only request that their cities of orgin would not include Tortuga. We need... fresh flowers for our sights and smells.
Thirdly, in all of this mess between bird droppings and running about. If you have seen fit to reward me this second life, perhaps, if I may be so bold, you can also bestow upon me my ship ? The Black Pearl. In fact if you do the first and the third you may hold off upon the middle. She would greatly increase the morale of those who would gaze upon her uplifting and noble character.
I will be awaiting your response oh Lord of the Keep.
[Well, and anyone else really. So goes the stirring of the pot. ]
I would like to express my most deepest gratitudes to the people involved in the rescue of my person. While I have the upmost respects for those who have seen fit to rescue me from a fate unimaginable, there are a few, small , additional requests I would like to make for the benefit of all.
Firstly. More rum. There clearly isn't enough to last us a week let alone an unmentionable and unknowable amount of time. I fear we'll be bone dry and well on our way to unpleasantness without the benefits of rum. Ghastly. We wouldn't want that. It needs to be addressed immediately, with the greatest haste!
Secondly, more women. You can never have enough nubile female creatures available for wooing. They are a delight and a sight of beauty and one should not skimp on beautiful things. Though as an addendum to this, I only request that their cities of orgin would not include Tortuga. We need... fresh flowers for our sights and smells.
Thirdly, in all of this mess between bird droppings and running about. If you have seen fit to reward me this second life, perhaps, if I may be so bold, you can also bestow upon me my ship ? The Black Pearl. In fact if you do the first and the third you may hold off upon the middle. She would greatly increase the morale of those who would gaze upon her uplifting and noble character.
I will be awaiting your response oh Lord of the Keep.
[Well, and anyone else really. So goes the stirring of the pot. ]