OMFG.
Hokay.
So I was talking about HBP with my buddy Mike today, and he randomly spat out that Snape is a vampire.
I was so totally all like WTF?! But he had good reasoning... so I converted to his side of the table. And now I must spread the theory.
(I'm actually waiting for someone to say that this is an old theory, but whatevs, I'll carry on.)
So have we ever seen Snape out in the light?
Have we noticed that when he switched positions he did NOT move his office from that dark little dungeon?
Did we also notice that the DADA classroom always had the blinds drawn?
and the one piece of info that really did it for me:
In POA, when Snape takes over Lupin's class for the day and assigns an essay on Werewolves in an attempt to expose Remus for what he really is (and he should embrace it! Tonks most certainly has) the next day when he comes back he immediately starts going over Vampires with the class (possibly in retaliation for Snape's vindictive assignment?)
Right. So that's what I've got, or rather remember from all the thoughts Mike had. Thoughts?