The 40 Year Old Virgin
Top Ten! How could I forget Top Ten?!
This week, Top Ten Craigslist "Missed Connections" postings.
1. Someone needs to see Saved
2. Seriously, you guys, her parents will freak if she lost that schwag
3. Oh, Hot Topic emo punk love. At the Olive Garden. With Creed.
4. Stripper with a heart of gold
5. Till her LIPS ARE NUMB
6. This one's a scroll down
7. It's like a bad WWII Porno opening line
8. And people lauged at Matt for playing the bongo drums naked
9. Well, we knew it would come to this one day-- nasty words over a Facebook blocking.
10. Shakespeare reincarnated, guys!
These are all from different cities, Memphis, Atlanta, and Austin, and I don't post them to be mean but to ok maybe be a little amused at other people. I tried to stay away from the simple ones, so everything here is either genuinely amazing or has something the poster knew would be amusing or kinda silly.
This week, Top Ten Craigslist "Missed Connections" postings.
1. Someone needs to see Saved
2. Seriously, you guys, her parents will freak if she lost that schwag
3. Oh, Hot Topic emo punk love. At the Olive Garden. With Creed.
4. Stripper with a heart of gold
5. Till her LIPS ARE NUMB
6. This one's a scroll down
7. It's like a bad WWII Porno opening line
8. And people lauged at Matt for playing the bongo drums naked
9. Well, we knew it would come to this one day-- nasty words over a Facebook blocking.
10. Shakespeare reincarnated, guys!
These are all from different cities, Memphis, Atlanta, and Austin, and I don't post them to be mean but to ok maybe be a little amused at other people. I tried to stay away from the simple ones, so everything here is either genuinely amazing or has something the poster knew would be amusing or kinda silly.