Psychiatric Christmas Carols:
Schizophrenia: Do you Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Narcissistic: Hark The Herald Angels Sing ... About Me!
Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees . . .
Paranoid: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
Attention Deficit Disorder: Silent Night, Holy-- Ooooh, look at the kitty!
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells . . .
Bi-polar: Oh, come all ye faithful ... actually, get the hell away from me.
Anti-Social Personality Disorder: Thoughts Of Roasting You On An Open Fire
Passive Aggressive--- On the First Day of Christmas My Mother Gave to Me ...(And Then Took it All Away)
Agoraphobia -- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
Dementia -- Walking In a Winter Wonderland (Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe)
Oppositional Defiant Disorder -- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
Social Anxiety Disorder -- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Narcissistic: Hark The Herald Angels Sing ... About Me!
Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees . . .
Paranoid: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
Attention Deficit Disorder: Silent Night, Holy-- Ooooh, look at the kitty!
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells . . .
Bi-polar: Oh, come all ye faithful ... actually, get the hell away from me.
Anti-Social Personality Disorder: Thoughts Of Roasting You On An Open Fire
Passive Aggressive--- On the First Day of Christmas My Mother Gave to Me ...(And Then Took it All Away)
Agoraphobia -- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
Dementia -- Walking In a Winter Wonderland (Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe)
Oppositional Defiant Disorder -- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
Social Anxiety Disorder -- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate