condoms or cigarettes
ok so andrew and i had a great conversation today about sex, because i was reading my favorite magazine--cosmo--and there was an add in there for new condoms that are designed by trojan for the lady. there are lubricated, her pleasure, extra thin, and then there are the ones with the vibrating ring in it...what the hell?? who the hell thinks this shit up?? i'll tell you it has to be a woman, and you know damn well it is a woman that isn't getting off because her man isn't good enough, so they put this stuff in there to stimulate the hell out of you. it was amazing!!!! i could not believe that. and so andrew and i were like yeah we should totally get those, but hey we don't wear them in the first place, so why would i buy them for that?? and he was like well hey i'll strap some shit on my dick for ya...yeah that's right that's what he said. and then we decided that it prolly wasn't the best idea to start out bareback because now he is gonna hate condoms....it's funny, but then i justified our bareback escapades with saying that condoms are expensive, and by not using them we are saving tons of money for more important things, like cigarettes. that's right, so i told him cigs or condoms and unanimously we decided cigs...but i quit so hey maybe we can get both because i wanna try this vibrating stuff...that's awesome. well that is enough about all that shit. love love love bye bye