How did I not get a teaching position??

[korora]

I love working in coffeehouses because, (1) coffeehouses and caffeine are just inherently amazing, and (2) people think that I can't hear them just because I have headphones on

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[thepastperfect]

Simultaneously, that makes me cry and also very glad that I'm no longer in junior high.

[korora]

Yeah I'm glad I'm no longer in junior high for a myriad of reasons.

[flash47]

Clearly, during the interview process, they picked up on the fact that you were a subpar gossip. Them's the breaks.

[korora]

I should have dropped a juicy tidbit about Lindsay Lohan's crack use/eating disorder. Blast!

[flash47]

No, no, those wouldn't have scored any points because they're so last year. The current Lohan gossip is about how she skipped work due to "heat exhaustion" and "dehydration" and one of the film's producers laid the smackdown on her.

Oh God, kill me now.

[korora]

I actually did know that.

::is incredibly embarrassed::

[raptorinblack]

Hey, so, are you done with the nat. zoo internship then?

[korora]

Yeah, sadly. It sounded like they were going to hire me on afterwards for a while to replace my supervisor, but she ended up not going to grad school (grrr).

[raptorinblack]

Awwww, snap, WE'RE supposed to be the people not going to grad school! :p lemme know what comes next. Im applying to two zoo-like jobs out here, one at a local wildlife museum, one with the sf zoo zoomobile.