why would you leave a pony country to come to a non-pony country. it doesnt make sense!!
i hate cunts.
today at monkey rampant rehearsal i submitted a sketch that i wrote for my second city class entitled, "PS your pope's dead!" now, some of you who read this that actually use your brains instead of jump to conclusions, would understand if you read it that in no way am i attempting to be offensive to catholics, the pope's passing, or of religion in general. for once, i stayed away from all that. instead it's a 5 page scene about a kid moving back home after college and noticing that his family "pope" is missing. It turns out his parents didnt tell him about his pet dying while he's been gone and they didnt want to interupt his studies....but instead they got a new pope and try to cheer him up, which he's not interested in cuz let's face it who wants a new pet when they loved the original one. and right as the dad whistles for the new pope, he immidiatly goes for the kid's crotch...just as most dogs will do. it was just a fun little clash of context sketch and put the pope thing into perspective. the new pope uses a metaphore about the old pope saying that 'it's like johnny had front row tickets to his favorite band his whole life, and now he's going backstage to meet them for all eternity.'
so theres this girl in the group that i shall keep anonymous, but her names hannah and she's a cunt. the read-through got a lot of laughs and shocked "ooo's" which i dont mind. but then they looked at hannah who had a fucking tizzy saying "it's offensive and if my friends were watching the show they'd get up there and beat your ass." yes, my friends, those exact words coming from a devoted catholic. because as we all know from jesus' teachings if someone offends you, beat their ass...especially at a comedy show.
yah, so we're not doing the sketch because we dont want to offend anybody. EVEN THOUGH not once in the scene did i talk bad about the recently deceased pope, or badmouthed religion....ok, the kid said the new pope smelled like 5'oclock gin and pee water, and the new pope also asked if he wanted to sit on his lap...but it's not like im saying popes or priests are drunk child molestors. i mean if they are so be it, but i didnt say that. that fucking irritates me. was it offensive that i talked about the pope dying? because honestly did this come as a shock to anyone else?? i was more shocked when reagan died last year, mainly because i thought he was already fucking dead!! ill bet if i would have written a scene about satan fucking johnny cochran in the ass, everything would be honkey-dory.
people get wayyyyy too offended all the time, it's sickening. i feel like i'm always having to explain myself in every possible situation...and even then i'm going to be considered wrong. it's very frustrating. except when i manage to piss off rednecks in michigan, that's always a pleasure. i got flipped off by one of them in their ford-hoo-haw- pick up truck. it's my guess he was offended by my conferderate flag bumper sticker of YOU LOST GET OVER IT! haha, now go home, smack your wife and kids around a bit and git er dun. yes, dit er dun, indeed
world: life is short. just enjoy it and the people around you. love life.
-Management
today at monkey rampant rehearsal i submitted a sketch that i wrote for my second city class entitled, "PS your pope's dead!" now, some of you who read this that actually use your brains instead of jump to conclusions, would understand if you read it that in no way am i attempting to be offensive to catholics, the pope's passing, or of religion in general. for once, i stayed away from all that. instead it's a 5 page scene about a kid moving back home after college and noticing that his family "pope" is missing. It turns out his parents didnt tell him about his pet dying while he's been gone and they didnt want to interupt his studies....but instead they got a new pope and try to cheer him up, which he's not interested in cuz let's face it who wants a new pet when they loved the original one. and right as the dad whistles for the new pope, he immidiatly goes for the kid's crotch...just as most dogs will do. it was just a fun little clash of context sketch and put the pope thing into perspective. the new pope uses a metaphore about the old pope saying that 'it's like johnny had front row tickets to his favorite band his whole life, and now he's going backstage to meet them for all eternity.'
so theres this girl in the group that i shall keep anonymous, but her names hannah and she's a cunt. the read-through got a lot of laughs and shocked "ooo's" which i dont mind. but then they looked at hannah who had a fucking tizzy saying "it's offensive and if my friends were watching the show they'd get up there and beat your ass." yes, my friends, those exact words coming from a devoted catholic. because as we all know from jesus' teachings if someone offends you, beat their ass...especially at a comedy show.
yah, so we're not doing the sketch because we dont want to offend anybody. EVEN THOUGH not once in the scene did i talk bad about the recently deceased pope, or badmouthed religion....ok, the kid said the new pope smelled like 5'oclock gin and pee water, and the new pope also asked if he wanted to sit on his lap...but it's not like im saying popes or priests are drunk child molestors. i mean if they are so be it, but i didnt say that. that fucking irritates me. was it offensive that i talked about the pope dying? because honestly did this come as a shock to anyone else?? i was more shocked when reagan died last year, mainly because i thought he was already fucking dead!! ill bet if i would have written a scene about satan fucking johnny cochran in the ass, everything would be honkey-dory.
people get wayyyyy too offended all the time, it's sickening. i feel like i'm always having to explain myself in every possible situation...and even then i'm going to be considered wrong. it's very frustrating. except when i manage to piss off rednecks in michigan, that's always a pleasure. i got flipped off by one of them in their ford-hoo-haw- pick up truck. it's my guess he was offended by my conferderate flag bumper sticker of YOU LOST GET OVER IT! haha, now go home, smack your wife and kids around a bit and git er dun. yes, dit er dun, indeed
world: life is short. just enjoy it and the people around you. love life.
-Management