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[koolkeith]

Oh shit. Hey bros, I've been gone for a while, sorry about that. Listen, I went to the liquor store three times last friday

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KoolKeith, King of White Trash

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My name is Bill (http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=koolkeith)Bill (http://www.livejournal.com/users/koolkeith/). No, it's (http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=koolkeith)Keith (http://www.livejournal.com/users/koolkeith/). I like pictures because my head hurts when I try to read.

I have lots of friends who star in porn movies. THEY ARE SO COOL!
I
wish I could be a porn star, but I'll have to wait until I'm over this
puberty thing. I wish they had a zit-gun to deal with all these
whiteheads.

When I get a real job where they can't fire me
because I spend all day on the internet flaming and surfing porn, I'm
going to get a nose job.
Then I might even move out of this
trailer park. I wish they had trailer parks for Jews-only, and we could
have Confederate flags, too. THAT WOULD BE SO COOL!

I'm saving up money for a Camaro. Guys will sure want to fuck me then. I'LL BE KING OF THE TRAILER PARK!

Then I'll change my name to Testostocles the Mighty. People will respect me then.
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