Here we are, for all that have been asking in the gehae non-ghey and christmas tree communities here in town. Enjoy!!!

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Well, as some of you know, I have been a supporter of Mr Obaba's in his quest for a brilliant presidency because of his vocal outspoken defense of ghey rights, but something has happened to give me pause for concerns. I am, of course, talking about the recent disclosure of photos of Mr. Obam dressed in full terrorism garb talking to suspicious ( Read more... )

Man I'm in Milwaukee. It seems like a nice town except for the homophobia.

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I AM KING. FUCK YOU. SERIOUSLY. FUCK YOU. I AM KING.

No fucking around, you guys, I am the king.

Fuck you.

Seriously.

Oh shit. Hey bros, I've been gone for a while, sorry about that. Listen, I went to the liquor store three times last friday ( Read more... )

Anyone know how to get a tire iron out of a septic pump?

So me and my buddies went out last night to the local hangout the "Toad Jumper" to watch some football and put back a few beers. I was playing pool, and this asshole bumped into me! I almost kicked his ass, even though he bought me a beer to apologize. My friends had to pull me off of him after a while. Fuck people bumping into me, man ( Read more... )

Fuck that fucking manager steve at the kings told me if I show up late one more time I'm fired. I'll fire his ass with a sawed off shotgun. My uncle has one and I'm not joking. Is it my fault that my fucking ex-fiance threw all my records on the porch. I'm gonna have to fuck rosco (the dog) because I haven't had a bj in over a week. Fuck that ho.

well my fiance and i got in a huge fight. wanted me to cancel my subscription to playboy, and i was like, "NO WAY!" what's the big deal anyway ?

it's starting to annoy me.

also stopped cooking for me, i haven't had anything but cereal and mc donalds for 2 days.