Somebody urinated in my cornflakes…again…
In addition to that little breakfast surprise, here are some things that have really been pissing me off:
1) RELATIONSHIPS!!! Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE on LJ is talking about them. I was listening to a radio call-in show tonight while coming back from dinner. People would request songs for lost loves, current loves, and in search of future love. I decided that since there’s so much love to go around, I need to get me some…know what I’m saying? I need a girlfriend…not a girl-friend.
CLASSIFIED for JAmes: BBMW10IC seeks women with the following interests. Must think that going to the gym and drinking mango smoothies counts as a date. I like to work out, you should too. Together, we can make everyone feel terrible about themselves and wish they were as physically stunning as us. You don’t have to speak English. In fact, you don’t have to speak at all. It’s just nice to hear someone trying to talk over me once in awhile as I explain the fundamentals of asymmetrical warfare in excruciating detail. Though, French accents are a plus. Do you like animals? Neither do I. Must be willing to support me, including airfare and living expenses as I travel the world. I only make love on odd days of the month, but it’s got more to do with oceanic rhythm than anything else. I’m also an avid Feng Shui enthusiast who enjoys interior decorating, going to Art & Crafts stores, and being the sensitive male you need to properly function since you obviously NEED a man like me to be happy in life. And yes, you can share me with friends.
2) The LJ Murderer smchyrocky!!! C’mon people, leave the girl alone. So what if there is a INCREDIBLE amount of evidence showing that she had her mom killed…she’s innocent until proven guilty. The whole killing your mom thing is so 90s anyway. However I must admit, I would’ve loved to see my user-name in the newspaper article written about her LJ comments. Imagine that: One individual, named koolaidhangover, directed the following comment: …
3) SCOTT PETERSON IS INNOCENT AND DESERVES HIS CONVICTION OVER TURNED! I’m going to personally kick the shit out of anyone who HONESTLY thinks they know better than me.
I am sitting here, listening to Morrissey, trying to come to terms with my distrust of the American legal system. In America, it seems that people here allow their verdicts to be dictated by emotion rather than facts. Maybe it’s the same case around the world, but if I’m ever put on trial PLEASE send me to fucking Singapore. Maybe I’ll get some justice there. Scott Peterson is an idiot driven by the brain in his pants, not his head. No matter what circumstantial evidence the prosecution presented, and no matter what that stupid jury says, I do not believe he committed these crimes. Undoubtedly, this is the stupidest jury I’ve seen in recent memory. THEY FUCKING GAVE HIM 1st DEG. MURDER FOR LACI, BUT 2nd DEG. FOR CONNOR!!! Seriously. How does anyone possessing ANY use of the cognitive process say that Scott premeditated the murder of his wife, but not his son within her womb? The only thing they had to convict him on was ONE coincidence. Believe me, it looked really fucking bad for him to be fishing in the same isolated bay that his wife washed up on, but there was nothing else the prosecution could push for besides that. The prosecution never even had enough evidence to pinpoint the time period Laci was placed in the water, let’s be rational and give the benefit of the doubt .
Everybody knows that those two dismissed jurors got set up by the rest of the jury. There’s no other explanation for why the judge was being such a dickwad, and let it happen. He allowed 174 witnesses to testify for the prosecution…actually, they didn’t even testify to anything other than how awesome it is to waste tax payer’s money. I’ve lost hope in the process of trial by jury. I don’t trust them. No murder weapon. No timetable. No cause of death. Ultimately, being a cheating husband with a child on the way is the only thing that leads to a murder conviction beyond a reasonable doubt these days.
4) Harvard Law School!!! http://www.courttv.com/news/2004/1201/recruitment_ap.html
Yes, it’s pretty lame for the Pentagon to restrict federal funding for schools they can’t recruit from, but HLS used a pretty shitty excuse to get military recruiters off campus. Get over yourselves, you PC propagandistic bastards. Political correctness, is nothing more than censorship used to strip language of it’s beautiful ability to offend. “Don’t ask, don’t tell” isn’t something meant to discourage overt homosexuals. It’s a friendly reminder that WE DON’T ASK, YOU DON’T GO AROUND TALKING ABOUT WHAT TEAM YOU SCORE TOUCHDOWNS FOR! It’s designated as an issue of privacy, and NOT about keeping homosexuals in the closet…well, at least during business hours. ARGH! Enough of the masturbatory rhetoric already, I want my Constitution back. You know, the one that all these neo-progressive scumbag bureaucrats are taking from me a little more each day. I never liked progress to begin with, I have values.
5) Terrible Soda Flavors!!!
That Mountain Dew drink tastes like a melted popsicle that stayed out overnight. Even worse, it’s pictured with that Sprite Remix crap. I don’t want berry flavored soda water…I want cigarflavored rootbeer, and mystery meat cola. UGH! Mountain Dew drinks taste like piss. Only difference is my piss is sterile, and is a good source of iron. EW!!! That’s gross!!! And I blame it all on Sprite Remix!!!
Alright. I’m done venting. My next two posts are going to be important. Well, maybe. I’m not saying anything more than that, since I don’t even know when they’ll be posted. All I know, being the maintainer for this shit sty of a male diary, is that everyone better renew their subscriptions ASAP. If you, or a loved one, are cut…just deal. I’ve probably hated you for awhile anyway.