I'd be on her like stink on a Wookee (INSIDE JOKE w00t!)
I feel as though I should be prompt with the journal updates because I know I like to read new journal updates from my friends and they should expect the same from me. So I did nothing today. I went to a Magic tournament and won of course because I am cool like that. And I have huge headaches from school because Clarenceville is becomming 85% ghettos annoying ness. Ask anyone else who goes there. Geez louise. I kinda wanna drop out and take correspondence classes to graduate because I hate that school so much now. I have a wedding I am being forced to go to tomorrow and I've never been to a wedding before I don't know what to expect. Angela just keeps telling me to get drunk and make an ass out of myself on the dance floor but I don't dance. Cuz I'm fat and scared. Oh man and I know I'm going to get sloppy drunk and confess my love to Angela again... And make an ass out of myself in front of a buncha people I don't know well. But it will make Mike and Theresa laugh (Alex, Steve, and Angela's parents) because they think it's funny when I drink. Surprisingly Mike incourages me to drink because he gets his jollies from it. Hmmm why must everyone laugh at me?? But then of course it's all an act I do to make people think I am funny.... Because I'm practicing to be a famous comedian. Well all my friends are sleeping and my sleeping pills are kicking in so I suppose I should be off to bed. NIGHTY NIGHT!!
P.S. I am a spy.
P.S. I am a spy.