Classes that SHOULD be offered.
I recently heard that somewhere, at some college, there is a Simpsons class offered. That's right, a class dealing with, studying, and analyzing the cartoon show "The Simpsons." How fucking rad, right?
I'd like to bring the concept of "fun classes" a bit farther. I have decided to propose 5 classes that should be offered at most, if not all, universities.
****Euchre 100****
This course would teach you the fundamentals of the addicting card game that is euchre. Quiz questions would include:
~How many points does a successful loner award your team?
~Is it worth calling on right queen 9 if you're 3 suited with no aces?
(an essay question, obviously)
~When playing yahoo euchre, what does "wtg p" stand for?
****Disney Movies 102****
An intellectual examination of classic films, this course would be a requirement to all elementary education majors. Quiz questions would include:
~What is the title of the first song sung in Aladdin?
~Who is Pocahontas's best friend?
~What does Peter Pan think a 'kiss' is?
****Weed 420****
The stoner's dream class! This class would enlighten students in the art of buying, selling, and distributing marijuana. (This class would not be a favorite of drug dealers who enjoy ripping off their knowledge-lacking customers)Quiz questions would include:
~Approximately how much weed is in a "dime?"
~What is a "carborator" or "carb?"
~What's the difference between "dank" and "dirt?"
****AOL Instant Messenger 450****
This class would be advanced, as in, only experts of Instant Messenger are allowed to be in this. Prerequisite is having been signed online for over 3 continuous days. Quiz questions would include:
~What does clicking the eye on your buddy list do?
~What is the maximum number of buddies allowed on your list?
~How do you add someone's cell phone number to your buddy list?
***Bullshit 666****
This course would teach you the fundamental basics of lying, cheating, and faking your way through almost any situation. Perfect for any pre-law student like myself. Also, passing would be a guarantee, as you could bullshit your way through all of your tests/papers. Quiz questions would include:
~How do you tell a fatass that she looks nice in a dress when she really looks like a 10th planet?
~What's the best excuse to use when you're late to an important event?
~Do you like this class? (this question gives room for creative bullshit)
I would fucking pwn these classes. If there's any interest or if you'd like to answer the questions, please feel free to. Bonus points WILL be awarded.
I'd like to bring the concept of "fun classes" a bit farther. I have decided to propose 5 classes that should be offered at most, if not all, universities.
****Euchre 100****
This course would teach you the fundamentals of the addicting card game that is euchre. Quiz questions would include:
~How many points does a successful loner award your team?
~Is it worth calling on right queen 9 if you're 3 suited with no aces?
(an essay question, obviously)
~When playing yahoo euchre, what does "wtg p" stand for?
****Disney Movies 102****
An intellectual examination of classic films, this course would be a requirement to all elementary education majors. Quiz questions would include:
~What is the title of the first song sung in Aladdin?
~Who is Pocahontas's best friend?
~What does Peter Pan think a 'kiss' is?
****Weed 420****
The stoner's dream class! This class would enlighten students in the art of buying, selling, and distributing marijuana. (This class would not be a favorite of drug dealers who enjoy ripping off their knowledge-lacking customers)Quiz questions would include:
~Approximately how much weed is in a "dime?"
~What is a "carborator" or "carb?"
~What's the difference between "dank" and "dirt?"
****AOL Instant Messenger 450****
This class would be advanced, as in, only experts of Instant Messenger are allowed to be in this. Prerequisite is having been signed online for over 3 continuous days. Quiz questions would include:
~What does clicking the eye on your buddy list do?
~What is the maximum number of buddies allowed on your list?
~How do you add someone's cell phone number to your buddy list?
***Bullshit 666****
This course would teach you the fundamental basics of lying, cheating, and faking your way through almost any situation. Perfect for any pre-law student like myself. Also, passing would be a guarantee, as you could bullshit your way through all of your tests/papers. Quiz questions would include:
~How do you tell a fatass that she looks nice in a dress when she really looks like a 10th planet?
~What's the best excuse to use when you're late to an important event?
~Do you like this class? (this question gives room for creative bullshit)
I would fucking pwn these classes. If there's any interest or if you'd like to answer the questions, please feel free to. Bonus points WILL be awarded.